My Most Embarassing Moment .

I can still remember the days, all starting… stemming from my addiction.
12 years ago, I was 15 years old.
It was a monday night, I was getting high with my friend Jay
smoking blunts as usually did when i was 15.
I was really high, and thought it would be a good idea to smoke a cigarette!
So i go in my pocket looking for a lighter
although, it was not there.
So I ask Jay for a lighter, he tells me he doesn’t have one.
at this point i was so high I forgot how we lit the blunt
or where the lighter went after we lit it.
So with all my brilliance I ask,
Can I use your stove to light my cigarette?
he says go ahead, and I become happy
because I can finally smoke that cigarette
that i’ve contemplated smoking, which seemed like 8 hours ago
so I light the cigarette on the stove
and go back into the living room of Jay’s house
to watch TV and be entertained in my madness.
Although something really fucked up starts
he looks at me and starts laughing hysterically.
i look over in my daze and ask him
what the fuck is so funny
but he’s still laughing
i get angry and ask again
what the fuck is so funny?
because he’s looking at me and just laughing his ass off.
this goes on for about an hour
and I just say fuck it, and go about watching TV stoned
and he says, go look in the mirror.
Out of curiousity
I goto the bathroom to look in the mirror
I look and I look
what in the hell did he find so funny?
Then I noticed….
I singed my damn hair on the stove while lighting my cigarette..
and with grandest thought of a retard pothead
I decide to cut my hair
to make it look normal of course!
So I grab a pair of scissors
and I cut my hair
STILL HIGH… VERY MUCH SO!
but i didn’t just trim the hair that was singed
I Cut bit and pieces out of the side
and chunks out of the back.
Go back out into the living room
and suggest we smoke some more.
I don’t remember much after that
other then waking up the next morning at my house
do the normal morning routines
catch the school bus and goto school
when I get to school
all my friends start laughing
I tell them what happened the night before,
of what I could remember
and they too tell me to look in the mirror
SO….
I goto the boys restroom
and look.
I butchered my head
It was so horrible
when I came home from school
my old man asked..
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO YOU..
I told him
and the madness began again
BLAH BLAH BLAH
WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING
BLAH BLAH BLAH
WE’RE GOING TO GO GET THAT SHIT FIXED
and I went and got my hair cut at a barber shop
people looking at me like i was mentally slow.
Embarassing at the time because i didn’t know
how fucked up i was

My Most Embarassing Moment .

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