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  • Solid color t-shirts are 100% cotton; heather grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester; charcoal heather is 52% cotton, 48% polyester
  • Ethically sourced
  • Slim fit, but if that’s not your thing, order a size up
  • 4.2 oz (145g), but if that’s too light, try our heavier Classic T-Shirt
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If Being Sarcastic Burned Calories
Designed by Chris Bradshaw
For the sarcasm lover in all of us. Check out this witty “If Being Sarcastic Burned Calories I'd Be Transparent By Now” design on your favorite apparel and gifts.
Available on +30 products

Unisex T-Shirt

If Being Sarcastic Burned Calories by Chris Bradshaw