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In my defense, I was left unsupervised. Classic T-Shirt

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unsupervised, defense, funny, sarcastic, dead pan, dry humour, naughty, immature, self deprecating, rumin, cheeky, misbehave, mischief, mischievous, fool around

Sorry I'm late. I didn't want to come. Classic T-Shirt

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sorry, late, introvert, anxiety, anxious, relatable, awkward, lazy, introverted, introverts, inside, apologies, sorry im late, funny, humour

I have no idea what I'm doing. Classic T-Shirt

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i have no idea what im doing, adulting, clueless, no idea, funny, self deprecating, catchphrase, fake it till you make it, success, imposter syndrome, adult, naive, learning, untrained, unqualified

Due to unfortunate circumstances, I am awake. Classic T-Shirt

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insomnia, awake, sleep, sleepless, tired, exhausted, sleepy, asleep, unfortunate circumstances, unforeseen circumstances, chestify, funny, naps, introvert, introverts

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adult, adulting, meme, old, joke, grown up, boomer, designer, birthday, chestify, vintage, age, self deprecating, life, grandad

Old. Classic T-Shirt

Ew. People. Active T-Shirt

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ew, people, ew people, introverts, introverted, anxiety, shy, introvert, for introverts, funny, humour, angst, typography, sarcasm, passive aggressive, cheeky, social distance, socially distant, covid, coronavirus, quarantine

Sorry I'm late. I saw a dog. Classic T-Shirt

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dogs, dog lover, canine, sorry, introvert, anxiety, awkward, apologies, funny, humour, honest, slogan, quote, chestify, relatable

Living my okayest life. Classic T-Shirt

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funny, cheeky, attitude, sarcasm, teenager, tween, chestify, best life, okayest, influencer, social media, hashtag, living my best life, dead pan, demotivational

The 90s. Many memories. Zero Evidence. Classic T-Shirt

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chestify, funny, deadpan, nineties, 90s, generation x, x gen, nostalgia, chill pill, milenial, xennials, social media

Sorry I'm late. I was on a side quest. Classic T-Shirt

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sorry, late, introvert, anxiety, anxious, awkward, introverted, introverts, apologies, gamer, gaming, side quest, side questing, funny, relatable

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whatever, indifferent, attitude, nevermind, oh well, typography, for teenagers, apathy, apathetic, not interested, uninterested, nonchalant, detached, chestify, snark

Whatever Classic T-Shirt

Sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? Classic T-Shirt

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roll my eyes out loud, cheeky, snark, attitude, sarcasm, irony, salty, bitter, teenager, tween, funny, chestify

Can you not Classic T-Shirt

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can you not, dont, no, refrain, dont do that, no thank you, no thanks, stop that, seriously, funny, typography, hands off, stay away, attitude, leave me alone, serious

I paused my game for this ? Classic T-Shirt

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gamer, anti social, game, sarcasm, games, fantasy, fun, video, introverted, introvert, humour, gaming, paused my game, funny, introverts

Everyone is entitled to my opinion. Classic T-Shirt

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opinion, opinionated, entitled to my opinion, rude, funny, deadpan, honest, arrogant, cheeky, snark, attitude, sarcasm, irony, salty, bitter, teenager, tween, chestify, quotes, quote, inspirational, inspiration, motivation, motivational, demotivational

Thanks, I hate it. Classic T-Shirt

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thanks, i hate it, likeable, hateable, passive aggressive, cannot unsee, unsee this, internet, meme, culture, i love it, thank you, no thank you, sarcasm, sarcastic, snarky, salty

Due to unfortunate circumstances, I am out of bed. Classic T-Shirt

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out of bed, indoor person, unfortunate circumstances, unforeseen circumstances, chestify, funny, introvert, introverts, covid, coronavirus, quarantine, isolation, covid 19, sarcastic, sarcasm, dry humour, bed, sleep in, lazy, bored, quotes, quote, inspirational, inspiration, motivation, motivational, demotivational

I came. I saw. I left early. Classic T-Shirt

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introverts, i came, i saw, i left early, funny, introvert, socially awkward, party, no party, homebody, dry humour, deadpan, serious, awkward, typography

No pants are the best pants Classic T-Shirt

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no pants, the best pants, imrov, the best pants are no pants, no pants are the best pants, slacks, trousers, jeans, pantaloons, jokes, funny, subway ride, meme, undies, underpants, panties, legs, free the legs, underground

Not mean. Just honest. Classic T-Shirt

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not mean, just honest, up front, honesty, simple, basic, truth, character, sincere, genuine, sanguine, chestify, typography, funny, self deprecating, humorous, naive

Boy do I hate being right all the time Classic T-Shirt

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smart alec, know it all, smart ass, funny, sarcastic, dead pan, witty, chestify, wise guy, clever

Going Outside is Highly Overrated Classic T-Shirt

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inside, introvert, introverted, introverts, shy, stay inside, funny, deadpan, humour, indoors, staying home, quiet, retiring, the great indoors, home, in bed, streaming, gaming, meme

Shhhh... Nobody cares. Classic T-Shirt

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anti social, sarcasm, introverted, introvert, humour, rude, honest, funny, nobody cares, deadpan, harsh truths

Don't happy. Be worry. Classic T-Shirt

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anxiety, funny, overthink this, be happy, be worry, dont happy, dont worry, chestify, overthink, anxious, introvert, overthinking, overthinker, introverts, for introverts, introverted, typography, humour, self deprecating humour

The book was better. Classic T-Shirt

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the book was better, book nerd, book worm, dark academia, introvert, read, books, cover, novels, fiction, non fiction, book, better than the movie, dont judge a book by its cover, literate

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white, black, typography, chestify, language, artist, gallery, kunsthall, fine art, museum, culture, creative, designer, cultural, translation

Kunst. Classic T-Shirt

Uncomfortable Classic T-Shirt

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chestify, funny, deadpan, rude, designer, snarky, yay, attitude, uncomfortable, awkward, strange, weird, apathy, queasy, introvert

Having a low-key Menty B. Classic T-Shirt

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funny, humour, deadpan, chestify, quote, menty b, mental breakdown, self deprecating, pun, mindfulness, mental health, anxiety, brain, relatable, overwhelmed

This meeting could have been an email. Active T-Shirt

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funny, work from home, video conference, introverts, for introverts, introverted, typography, humour, self deprecating humour, meeting, email, for colleagues, work, vc, teams, zoom, mute, wfh, quarantine, covid, coronavirus, chat, kringle, quotes, quote, inspirational, inspiration, motivation, motivational, demotivational

You're on mute. Active T-Shirt

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vc, teams, zoom, youre, your, mute, video conference, work from home, quarantine, covid, coronavirus, chat, quote, quotes

I can keep quiet. But you can read the subtitles on my face. Classic T-Shirt

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resting bitch face, funny, facial expression, weird, odd, eccentric, spectrum, neurodiverse, humour, sarcasm, sassy, rude, offensive, snarky, attitude

Not lazy. Just conserving energy. Classic T-Shirt

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not lazy, just conserving energy, lazy, resting, laconic, lethargic, slothful, smart, work smarter not harder, funny, sarcastic, humorous, smart alec, witty, chestify, teen, teenager

This is not the life I ordered. Classic T-Shirt

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funny, cheeky, attitude, sarcasm, teenager, tween, chestify, best life, okayest, influencer, social media, relatable, expectations, dead pan, demotivational

This is my happy face. Classic T-Shirt

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happy face, resting bitch face, bitch face, stern, happy, smile, chestify, dead pan, humour, self deprecating, deadpan, dry humour, dry wit humour, emotional neutrality, no emotion, blunt, ironic, laconic, impassive, expressionless

Due to unfortunate circumstances, I am outside. Classic T-Shirt

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outside, indoor person, outdoor person, unfortunate circumstances, unforeseen circumstances, chestify, funny, introvert, introverts, covid, coronavirus, quarantine, isolation, covid 19, sarcastic, sarcasm, dry humour, quote, quotes

No touchy touchy Classic T-Shirt

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no touchy touchy, looky no touchy, dont touch, hands off, do not touch, cant touch this, me too, funny, serious, dead pan, dry humour, leave me alone, stay clear, introvert, for introverts, introverted, covid 19, coronavirus, flu, social distancing, distancing, physical

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gen z, millennial, funny, teenager, chestify, self diss, internet, meme, deadpan, dry humour, delulu, delusional, self deception, self care, fearless

Delulu Classic T-Shirt

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salty, sassy, sarcastic, rude, snark, nasty, mean, attitude, for teenagers, for tweenagers, salt, upset, bitter, angry, chestify

Salty Classic T-Shirt

Not today Classic T-Shirt

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inside, not today, not this day, introvert, recharge, quiet, no thanks, nope, nah, im fine, no, introverted, introverts, not now, no thank you, shy

I think I seized the wrong day. Active T-Shirt

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introvert, bookish, book lover, academia, dark academia, intellectual, smart, clever, funny, teenager, snarky, attitude, chestify, seize the day, carpe diem

Shut up Liver. You're fine. Classic T-Shirt

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drinking, party, funny, alcohol, liver, shut up liver, youre fine, beer, wine, spirits, bbq, festive, typography, chestify, dark humour, black comedy, self deprecating, brew

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daddy, dad, father, parent, dad hat, dad bod, funny, chestify, typography, minimal, simple

Daddy Classic T-Shirt

Leave me alone. But invite me to everything. Classic T-Shirt

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stay away, none of your business, privacy, leave me alone, dont bother me, chestify, private, introvert, introverted, for introverts, quiet, mind your own business, get back, get lost, shy

Wait, what? Classic T-Shirt

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deadpan, wow, sarcasm, sarcastic, chestify, teen, teenager, words of wisdom, cringe, cringy, cringeworthy, embarrassing, awkward, embarrassed, red faced, wait what, not listening, read the room, introverts, introvert, confused, distracted

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pants, funny, no pants, cheeky, kids, teens, cloths, pantaloons, chestify

Pants Classic T-Shirt

Me sarcastic? Never. Classic T-Shirt

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me sarcastic, never, sarcasm, sarcastic, rude, honest, funny, humour, humorous, dry humour, dead pan, deadpan, dry wit, witty, smart alec, quotes, quote

I wish I could, but I don't want to. Classic T-Shirt

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dont want to, no thanks, thanks i hate it, motivation, passive aggressive, demotivational, demotivation, motivational, not lazy, just conserving energy, lazy, resting, laconic, lethargic, slothful, smart, work smarter not harder, funny, sarcastic, humorous, smart alec, witty, quote, quotes

It's a beautiful day to leave me alone. Classic T-Shirt

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stay away, none of your business, privacy, leave me alone, dont bother me, chestify, private, introvert, introverted, for introverts, quiet, mind your own business, get back, get lost, shy, retiring, hands off, dont touch

Social Vegan Classic T-Shirt

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vegetables, vegan, vegetarian, introversion, jokes, funny, humour, anti social, introvert, socially awkward, introverts, introverted, social vegan, avoid meet, for introverts

Best time to call me is never Classic T-Shirt

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phone, dont call me, shy, sorry, late, introvert, anxiety, anxious, party, awkward, lazy, introverted, introverts, inside, apologies, sorry not sorry, funny, humour, the struggle is real, honest, honesty

Dead inside Classic T-Shirt

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morose, forlorn, depressed, apathetic, apathy, sad, detatched, funny sad, black humour, dark humour, typography, chestify, emo, angst, existential, dead pan, dead inside

Emotional baggage. Classic T-Shirt

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chestify, minimal, typography, emotional, emotional baggage, emotions, past, memories, trauma, life, unprocessed, unresolved, turmoil, psychological baggage, coping, mechanism

Not shy. I just don't like you. Classic T-Shirt

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introvert, funny, sarcastic, humorous, introverted, shy, sorry, late, anxiety, anxious, party, awkward, lazy, introverts, inside, apologies, sorry not sorry, humour, the struggle is real, honest, honesty, kids, pets, cat, dog, dogs

This human does not support social interaction. Classic T-Shirt

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programmer, humour, code, engineer, it, coding, information technology, error message, upgrade, indoor person, outdoor person, unfortunate circumstances, unforeseen circumstances, chestify, funny, introvert, introverts, sarcastic, sarcasm, dry humour, social interaction, tech support, awkward, unsupported, software, shy, quote, quotes

Halloween Costume Classic T-Shirt

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halloween, costume, hallows eve, party, funny, lazy, clever, minimal, typography, humour

Hahahaha.... No. Classic T-Shirt

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haha, no, snarky, sarcastic, attitude, cheeky, funny, no thanks

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science, team science, liberal conspiracy, chemistry, astronomy, physics, politics, political, geek, nerd, funny, vintage, retro, grunge, march for science, global warming, climate change, earth day, stand for science, scientist, science not silence, baseball, geology, nuclear, quantum mechanics, beaker, lab, laboratory, white coat, typography

Science Classic T-Shirt

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fed up, over it, done, lockdown, work from home, quarantine, covid, coronavirus, eye roll, annoyed, move on, sick of it

Over it. Classic T-Shirt

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go away, leave, leave me alone, anti social, rack off, get lost, stay away, humour, deadpan, vamoose, funny, typography, chestify, no thanks, introvert, introverted, shy, bye, coronavirus, flu, covid 19

Go Away Classic T-Shirt

Indoor person Classic T-Shirt

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inside, indoors, indoor, outdoors person, introvert, introverted, quiet, person, chestify, funny, cheeky, humour, the great outdoors, the great indoors

It's not me. It's you. Classic T-Shirt

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not me, its you, its not me, relationship, end, breaking up, split, break up, honest, honesty, farewell, good bye, dead pan, flat, mood, big mood, cheeky, snark, attitude, sarcasm, irony, salty, bitter, teenager, tween, funny, chestify, valentine, unvalentine, demotivational

I don't know. I just got here. Classic T-Shirt

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confused, dont know, just got here, what, wtf, chestify, dead pan, humour, self deprecating, deadpan, dry humour, dry wit humour, funny, passive aggressive, quotes

Bring me coffee and nobody gets hurt. Classic T-Shirt

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chestify, coffee, caffeine, cappuccino, latte, espresso, black, dark, flat white, soy, decaf, quotes, quote, funny, sarcastic, sarcasm

My favorite plans are cancelled plans Classic T-Shirt

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adult, adulting, meme, funny, joke, grown up, simple, typography, cute, novelty, designer, font, pop, culture, modern, chestify

Adulting Classic T-Shirt

The older I get, the better I was. Classic T-Shirt

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old, mid life, crisis, age, end, honest, honesty, farewell, good bye, dead pan, flat, mood, big mood, cheeky, snark

Hang on. Let me overthink this. Black Ink Edition. Classic T-Shirt

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overthink, let me overthink this, anxiety, anxious, funny, worry, introvert, overthinking, overthinker, introverts, for introverts, introverted, typography, humour, self deprecating humour, quote, quotes, dead pan

It is my birthday. Classic T-Shirt

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it is your birthday, birthday, funny, humour, celebrate, party, it is my birthday, dry humour, dead pan, sarcasm, sarcastic, salty

I can't remember what I forgot to forget Classic T-Shirt

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forgot to forget, forgetful, remember, i cant remember what i forgot to forget, memories, old, young, grandma, grandpa, grandparents, funny, psychology, psyche, brain, memory

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bored, uninteresting, yawn, lazy, demotivated, apathy, apathetic, disinterested, for teenagers, for tweenagers, for introverts, introvert, tedious, dull, monotonous, mundane

Boring Classic T-Shirt

Fueled by coffee and chaos. Classic T-Shirt

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mom, mum, mother, mothers day, for mom, chaos, coffee, mom life, mum life, parent life, caffeine, manager, funny, cheeky, love

Sorry I missed your call. I didn't want to talk. Classic T-Shirt

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sorry, awkward, phone, android, party, lazy, introvert, introverts, introverted, not answering, sorry not sorry, humour, self deprecating humour, the struggle is real, honest, honesty, missed call, not talking, text message, anxiety, anxious, passive aggressive, mobile phone, cell phone

Monday. You. Bastard. Classic T-Shirt

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monday, ugh, i hate monday, i dont like monday, grumpy, funny, monday you bastard, manic monday, chestify, surly, sarcastic, cheeky, curmudgeon, grouch, old man, hater

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deadpan, wow, sarcasm, sarcastic, chestify, teen, teenager, words of wisdom, unsurprised, surprised, disappointed, underwhelming, disdain

Wow. Classic T-Shirt

This is fine. Classic T-Shirt

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anxiety, anxious, shy, introvert, shutdown, dealing, crisis, awkward, embarrassing, chestify, minimal, typography, in hiding, retiring, denial, living in denial, deny, defence mechanism, coping mechanism, fine, this is fine, opposite, passive aggressive, calm, demotivational

Born to be mild. Classic T-Shirt

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born to be mild, born to be wild, funny, introvert, quiet, simple, calm, books, typography, shy, introverted, introverts, inside, deadpan, cheeky, smart

Antisocial Classic T-Shirt

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anti, social, antisocial, introvert, unfriendly, rude, unsocial, reclusive, chestify, reserved, quiet, honest, misanthropic, withdrawn, retiring, objectionable, covid 19, coronavirus, flu

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funny, simple, typography, cute, novelty, designer, font, pop, culture, modern, naps, snooze, sleep, adulting, naptime, doze

Naps Classic T-Shirt

None of your business. Classic T-Shirt

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none of your business, privacy, leave me alone, dont bother me, chestify, private, introvert, introverted, for introverts, quiet, mind your own business

The best time to do anything, is later. Classic T-Shirt

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procrastinate, procrastinator, procrastination, bothered, cant be bothered, later, do it later, no thanks, lazy, demotivational

Sorry I'm late. I didn't want to come. Black Ink Edition Classic T-Shirt

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sorry, late, introvert, anxiety, anxious, party, awkward, lazy, introverted, introverts, inside, apologies, sorry not sorry, funny, humour, the struggle is real, honest, honesty, slogan, quote, quotes

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lol, no, cheeky, snarky, sarcastic, sarcasm, snark, attitude, funny, chestify

LOL No. Classic T-Shirt

Due to unfortunate circumstances, I am sober. Classic T-Shirt

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sober, beer, wine, sprits, unfortunate circumstances, unforeseen circumstances, chestify, funny, drinks, introvert, introverts

It wasn't me. Classic T-Shirt

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it wasnt me, wasnt, wasnt me, i didnt do it, innocent, funny, funny saying, humour

Nobody cares. Classic T-Shirt

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anti social, sarcasm, introverted, introvert, humour, rude, honest, funny, nobody cares, deadpan, harsh truths

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weird, weirdo, strange, odd, introvert, awkward, freak, relatable, chestify, sorry, anxiety, anxious, introverted, introverts, funny

Weird Classic T-Shirt

Silent but friendly. Classic T-Shirt

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funny, quotes, introvert, awkward, relaxed, cozy, cozycore, comfy, snug, shy, chestify, silent, trait, personality, relatable

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nerd, nerd pride, geek, smart, intellectual, clever, typography, dork, dweeb, nerdy, funny, serious, book nerd, booksmart, academic, high iq

Nerd Classic T-Shirt

I don't belong here Classic T-Shirt

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anti, social, anti social, introvert, unfriendly, rude, unsocial, reclusive, chestify, reserved, quiet, honest, misanthropic, withdrawn, retiring, i dont belong here, reject, unwanted

Sorry I'm late. I saw a cat. Classic T-Shirt

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cats, cat lover, feline, sorry, introvert, anxiety, awkward, apologies, funny, humour, honest, slogan, quote, chestify, relatable

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average, word, median, mediocre, usual, mean, plain, ordinary, deadpan, normal, boring, funny, self deprecating, chestify, common, commonplace, indifferent, middle of the road, middling, medium, moderate, everyday, workaday, tolerable, passable, adequate, fair, second rate, uninspired, undistinguished, unexceptional, unexciting, unremarkable, run of the mill, pedestrian, prosaic, lacklustre, forgettable, amateur, amateurish, so so, bog standard, fair to middling, vanilla

Mediocre Classic T-Shirt

Is there a KPI for that? Classic T-Shirt

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funny, quotes, ironic, corporate, kpi, key performance indicator, work, office, corplore, demotivational, motivational, deadpan, chestify, management, bureaucracy

Too Long Didn't Read Classic T-Shirt

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funny, simple, typography, cute, notation, meme, internet, trending, novelty, shorthand, abbreviation, trolling, reddit, too long didnt read, tl dr

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pants, trousers, slacks, jeans, pantaloon

Pants Classic T-Shirt

Costume. A shirt that says Costume. Classic T-Shirt

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costume, halloween, party, clever, simple, designer, typography, hallows eve, minimal, lazy, funny

Bah Humbug - Classic Edition Classic T-Shirt

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bah humbug, hum, bug, festive, christmas spirit, funny, seasons greetings, grumpy, holidays, ugly sweater, serious, old, young, xmas, grouch, grouchy, surly, curmudgeon

Chaos Coordinator Classic T-Shirt

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mom, mum, mother, mothers day, for mom, chaos, mom life, mum life, parent life, boss, manager, funny, cheeky, love, work life, multi tasking, quotes

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here, you are here, location, where, typography, chestify, global, gps, i am here, where am i, everywhere, positioning, system, place, locate, situation

Here Classic T-Shirt

Left blank intentionally. Classic T-Shirt

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left blank intentionally, legal, legalese, chestify, funny, naps, introvert, introverts, empty, blank, dead inside, personality