Hey you there! Yeah you! You looking through red bubble trying to find the perfect shirt that tells people about your personality without audibly saying a single word? Well look no further, I have the shirt for you! I give you... The"t-shirt" shirt. Here at "Carl Wants To Move Out Of His Parents Inc." We've spent 10 years developing a shirt that expresses everything that we believe a shirt should express. When wearing this shirt it tells people that you are an artistic individual who doesn't need flashy logos or huge graphic designs. This shirt shows that you are so busy making money and visiting every corner of the world on your yacht that you need the plainness of the word "t-shirt" to balance out your extraordinary lifestyle. This shirt will be loved by all who have the honorary privilege to grace their eyes on it's presence. This shirt is guaranteed not to offend anybody. Who wouldn't love this shirt you may be asking yourself. Well I'll tell you who wouldn't, Adolf Hitler. He wouldn't want you to wear this shirt. So do yourself a favor and order this one-of-a-kind "t-shirt" shirt today and stick it to those communists!
Plain color t-shirts are 100% Cotton, Heather Grey is 90% Cotton/10% Polyester, Charcoal Heather is 52% Cotton/48% Polyester
Slim fit, but if that’s not your thing, order a size up
4.2oz/145g, but if that’s too light, try our heavier classic tee.
by Ryan H. on Oct 4, 2018
Light fabric that holds very well in the wash. I recommend it! Has more of a slim fit.
by Michael M. on Sep 30, 2018
Great fit, great color, high quality graphic, and the t-shirt fabric is very soft.