Purple Pants.

Green hair and purple pants.
A lot of us wonder where you get your purple pants.
You must always be cold,
some life you must lead,
no jacket comes in your size
gamma rays are all the coat you need.

Green hair and purple pants.
A lot of us wonder where you get your purple pants.
You’re so angry all the time,
smashing things, looking mean
when everyone knows
that you’re big, jolly, and green.

Green hair and purple pants.
A lot of us wonder where you get your purple pants.
Impossible to schedule these lapses,
can’t write them down in your planner,
while you may seem barbaric
we all know you’re mild mannered.

Green hair and purple pants.
A lot of us wonder where you get your purple pants.
No wonder why you’re so pissed,
you’ve beat the hell out of gods, mutants, and superpowered fighters
and super soldiers and robots and teenagers dressed like spiders.

and none of them have respect for your Green hair and purple pants.

Surely all of them are merely jealous of your purple pants.
Way too stretchy to be denim,
you must keep a hundred pairs at home.
Always out destroying your trousers,
I can see why you’d rather be alone.

Green hair and purple pants,
Oh, it’s Nordstrom Rack that you get your purple pants?
Muscular and bad tempered
big, irradiated and green,
a boulder throwing, rock smashing
maniacal, ass kicking machine.
You’ve been to the sun and back in time,
you’re truly simply unforgettable,
green haired and filled with rage
purple pantsed and just incredible.

:P

Purple Pants.

Shaquille Stewart

Montgomery Village, United States

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An Ode to the Jolly Green Giant.

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