Dong but not Forgotten

My willie, dong, my manhood

Is quite enough for me
My penis is quite large enough
No larger size I wish to see

And yet it must be every day
These e-mails that they send
To say that what I have
Is quite liable to bend

Not only that but ‘oh so small’
We’re sure you wish it bigger
Without our specific help
With girls you’ll never figure

If only I would take those pills
To make that ‘Iron rod’
My manhood would increase
To become an iron prod

But satisfied with what I have
Despite all it’s still playful
I’ll stick with what I know the best
At least I know it’s paid for

Dong but not Forgotten

BurtleBard

Burtle, United Kingdom

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