Britain is broken. It’s closing down and for sale to the lowest bidder. We are way down the charts on pretty much every OECD indicator of quality of life, we’re up to our eyeballs in debt, and for entertainment, it’s a toss-up between the X-factor and Jeremy Kyle. Half the population lives paycheck to paycheck; the other half worships an upper-class clown who sells us a dream of The Empire while delivering a constitutional crisis. You’ve got to laugh – it can’t make things any worse.

  • Joined: November 2016

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Glasgow woman threatens to slash neighbour from 'earhole to a***hole' in row over Pot Noodle

Scotland never, ever lets me down in my quest for human interest stories in all their dirty glory. I have to say that I can empathise with this woman – we all have needs, right? / Glasgow woman threatens to slash neighbour from ‘earhole to a***hole’ in row over Pot Noodle
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Only In Middlesbrough...

Mass chicken shop brawl after man tries to pay with Rizla / Well, probably not only in Middlesbrough; I could see this happening where I grew up dahhhhn sarrf too. Long story short, Northern chap mistakes Rizlas for currency, and tries to pay for a £1.40 bag of chips with 7 of them. Chaos ensues. / I mean, Rizlas don’t come cheap and all that, but I feel this customer may have gotten a bi…
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VICE.COM | From Posh-Lords to Coke-Loving STD Havers – How We Finally Changed the British Stereotype

I just thought I’d share this analysis from vice.com with you. It’s a nice little summary of why Britain’s reputation is making its way rapidly down the U-bend. Enjoy! / From Posh-Lords to Coke-Loving STD Havers – How We Finally Changed the British Stereotype / Here’s a snippet: / “the main takeaways in all this are that Britain is bang into cocaine and sex diseases…
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A very recent update

Four new designs uploaded today already! Three on Free Speech (whatever that actually means these days), and one lampooning religion (how fitting). Enjoy!
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