Are you clickbait?
Typical clickbait examples include: A sexy girl which promises to show more; suggestive and intriguing captions, like "you won't believe what this hot girl did".
Do you tell stories designed to anger people, such as by playing on political passions, like "woman demands more benefits to pay for comfort eating"?
Do you claim weight loss methods or body building methods, often with some "weird easy trick"?
If this describes you, this shirt was made for you.