This is the 'toaster' T-shirt for "Command Badass". The t-shirt file does translate well to a sticker, so If you want a sticker, I have uploaded a separate version here: http://www.redbubble.com/people/boomshadow/works/8476516-commander-badass-toaster-sticker
Commander Badass, armed with his sweet 'Matilda' shotgun and space ship laser turret, is ready to defeat the ninja zombies, missile surfing skeletons, lesbian robot pirates, and non-potty trained fire-breathing pterodactyls. He'll save the city, but no guarantees on minimization of collateral damage. Like Commander Badass says: If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster!
Commander Badass is from the greatest movie you'll never actually see. However, you can attempt to see it here: http://vimeo.com/boomshadow/commader-badass