Goth For Dummies

Metal Prints

Bob Larson

Prescott, United States

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Sizing Information

X small 12.0" x 18.0"
Small 16.0" x 24.0"
Medium 20.0" x 30.0"
Large 24.0" x 36.0"
X large 26.7" x 40.0"


  • Available in both High Gloss and Satin
  • Gently rounded corners
  • Cleanable surface
  • Lightweight aluminium is literally infused with the chosen artwork

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Artist's Description

Sure, Jerry had read all the Twilight books, listened to Marilyn Manson, played online Goth games in full vampire make up and black leather, and whenever his mother asked if he would like a peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch he would reply, " it’s meaningless, what’s the point?" Jerry stopped eating his peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, along with everything else. His mother would beg him to just take one bite, she would even let him wear his fake vampire teeth so he could get that cool goth looking bite mark in the bread. But, no. Jerry simply replied, " Food is meaningless, sandwiches hold no joy for me, only the sweet taste of death will release me from my peanut butter and jelly hell." Jerry never caught on that all his Goth friends were still eating, even if it was joyless eating. He never caught on that they would no longer be able to bitch about stuff unless they were alive. Jerry never caught on until the very end, just before the sweet taste of death when his last words were, " oh, wait a minute, crap!"
Jerrys Basement, Prescott Arizona USA

Meaningless Canon 550D
Joyless Canon 18-55mm IS
Nothing But Painfully Hand Held
Happy Halloween

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Artwork Comments

  • Barbara Burkhardt
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  • kikaM
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