Jedd on the Farm

The Farm

Jedd got a job working on a farm , in the dairy how could he come to harm.
He had to give the cows something to eat , to chew on as he washed their teats .
Full of milk the udders swung, and Jedd would often get covered in dung.
Well if all you ate was hay and grass, imagine what might come out of your ass.
He didnt mind he coped quite well , and put up with the cow poo smell .
Soon the farmer was very impressed , he too was cow poo splatterd dressed .
He started to give Jedd other little jobs , to help him earn a few more bob.
He’d feed the chickens , geese and ducks , fuel up the tractors and the trucks .
And then soon came the month of may , time to gather in the hay .
He’d start at eight and work till four , as the blistering sun in the sky would roar.
The hay was cut and bailed and bound with wire , hard work which would make poor Jedd tire .
One day through lunch Jedd lay on the ground , fell asleep didnt make a sound.
He slept there for most of the day , till the combine harvester came his way.
Slashing blades and turning wheels , spewing smoke , dripping oil from seals .
The didnt know that Jedd was there , just drove around without a care .
No-one knew Jedd had been mowed down untill some blood stained rags were found.
The Farmer thought something here dont quite fit , as they found Jedd bit by bit .
The decided to bury Jedd just where he lay , twenty little graves they dug that day .

Jedd on the Farm


Monmouth, United Kingdom

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