Jedds School Days

School Days

Ive known Jedd a long long time , His first day at school was also mine ,
We used to sit on the same table , Shared it with a girl called Mable.
She was an evil little Cow , I wonder where shes living now ,
She always used to burp and fart , Especially when we did art.
She used to call out poor Jedds name , And he would always get the blame ,
But Miss said Jedd it wasnt me , It was mable there look cant you see.
Dont be silly Jedd , miss would hum Girls dont make noises from their bum,
This would make Jedd very sad , It wasnt him who was being bad .
So Jedd thought that it would be quite funny , To use up all his dinner money
On special choclate that makes u pooh, he just wanted Mable in trouble too.
So he swapped the bar that was in her lunch , and watched her as she crunched and munched ,
back in class he sat with a smile , knowing it would only take a while .
And there it was the loudest ever fart, It nearly blew us all apart ,
Miss flew into one of her rants , And Mable poohed her underpants

Jedds School Days

Blayze

Monmouth, United Kingdom

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