Billy Liar

Hi, this is Scratch. Some of you’ll know me as "Billyboy"’s siamese cat… the one he doesn’t take pictures of anymore now that my voice has dropped and I’ve lost my “cute kitten” status…

I wanted to write and tell you this before he gets a chance to lie to you so I’ve hijacked his wife’s laptop and logged on while he’s at band practice. I guessed at the password which wasn’t too difficult (duh!)… You see, his computer “crashed” the other evening. Says that I stepped on the switch on the power strip that it’s connected to and switched it off while it was “writing to disk” or some shit like that. That’s NOT how it happened. He actually got a big new camera and told me that he has to deal with not enough storage space and that he was short on rams (didn’t even know he had any) and that his mother’s board (?) didn’t have enough catch (??)… anyway, the thruth is that he stepped on the f’ing switch himself and he’s used the “crash” as an excuse to get a new machine with more rams and place to put them in.

I’ve resisted telling the truth to his wife as although he’s a prick, he doesn’t deserve getting his throat slit. So I’m telling you guys just to get the truth off my chest. I think he said he was picking up the new machine tomorrow evening, but with his daughter’s wedding coming up on the 25th, he has a choice. Either he can spend all his spare time between now and then writing his “father of the bride” speech and live, or spend time setting up his new machine and get his throat slit by his wife and daughterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr (shit, got my claw stuck between the keys…)

So it might not be till February that he’s ready to post some pix (not of me) from his new toy, so you’ll just have to be patient. Actually, it would really be cool if you all started ragging on him for not having posted anything new for over a month. He deserves a bit of shit for not reallizing how photogenic i still am. In fact, if any of you are looking for a model…. damn, her he comes…

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