bigbalddon

"I’m a dad to five awesome kids and husband to a literal saint. My wife is a Special Education teacher; I tell people she went to school just to learn how to deal with me, but she says she’s just 'continuing her work' at home. I’ve finally been out of jail for over 10 years now—and I am reformed. I’m never going back! My wife always ruins the story by telling people I was a Correctional Officer and not an inmate, but my version is way more fun.