Fred

I don’t know your name so I’ll just call you Fred
You look like something I would put on some bread

I like your face it’s the colour of spew
Its not quite as lumpy but it looks like a shoe

Your ears are big and your nose is flat
Wait, I’ve seen you before- did you come out of my cat?

Are you a poo?
Are you a wee?
Are you an African prostitute flea?

Do you have udders or are you just moulting,
Cos your bum’s leaking hair & its kind of revolting

I might like to smell you but you probably stink
- Like crusty old boogers and hair in the sink

Your arms are flabby & your toes are wonky
You look like a sausage roll wrestling a donkey

You remind me of my grandma last week it was sickening
She choked on her false teeth & threw up a chicken wing…

Fred

bexynoob

Joined June 2008

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