I am a cat

I am a cat
I have a tattoo
I smell like baloney
And so does my shoe

By now you are thinking,
Hmm, Can this cat dance?
Or is he just a stinky piglet
With crusty underpants?

Well here is your answer,
It’s NO, you dumb twat
I don’t wear underpants –
They make me look fat.

So one day I was licking my
Favourite paw
When I noticed someone left
A toe on the floor…

I sniffed it a bit and
It smelled like a puddle
Then I got a bit closer
& gave it a cuddle

I pushed it along the ground
With my tongue
It tasted like cotton
And an old man’s bum

I took it outside
And threw it away
But the stupid toe returned
The very next day.

I am a cat

bexynoob

Joined June 2008

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