Me as a flea

Do you know that if I was a flea
I would live up high on a leaf in a tree

I wouldn’t hang out on a dog or a cat…
I’d wear a tie and some socks and a hat.

I’d start up a circus for lemmings and fleas
I’d serve up refreshments of peanuts & cheese

People would come from miles to see
My amazing circus of lemmings & fleas

If you were a flea then you could come too…
You could learn acrobatics and perform on a shoe

You could balance on a wiggling twig
I could teach you to dance and do a cool jig.

The ants would all whistle, the flies would all cheer
While we’d do lots of tricks on a camels hairy ear

Then we’d go home & relax & eat peas,
Yep, that’s what we’d do if we became fleas.

Me as a flea

bexynoob

Joined June 2008

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