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What is this NOW you pink collar eyebrow cave frowny woman?

And YOU, wearing a black body bag, what is going on? Is that a comb-over like a yesterday kebab HELL NO! I don’t think so OK because it was so comfortable.

Then of course I received a telephone call and I wanted you to be there with me & enjoy & savour the comfort together.


Mmm ok well is that the reason, yes?

No, don’t go, my jellybean. I want you to be a happy & healthy carrot.

Then I said ‘what about it?’
And then she said ‘what of it?’
And I informed the public that lettuce knows nothing about this year’s fiscal budget.
But you already knew that.

I am so bored please train, go slower because 4.5km/h is not quite slow enough.
I am no stranger to sarcasm and now I feel sick.
Rings of juiciness and I am falling asleep.
I am so tired my eyes will soon fall off.

This makes me think of the day when I saw a piece of corn on a frog and I laughed and I laughed SO very loud and then I was beaten within an inch of my life by an unripe capsicum with a bitch ass chin.

She’s sexy? Really? Does she have nice toenails, I wonder? What is it about this and LOOK AT THE TIME! I am afraid if I don’t hurry I shan’t make the four o’clock and then I will have to wait for the 4:05.

Did you know that 50 out of the 51 grandmas who make their own doilies said they prefer iced vovos to arrowroot or any other food (besides scones, jam, sponge cake & tea)?

Tea is not food.
Yes, it is.
Nope, it really isn’t.
Well why is it in a bag then?
Because there is a string as well.
Ok then.

What other foods and/or drinks do we know which celebrate Christmas and/or have a bag and/or a sting attached?

Hmm, lets see… that’s a boggle.
Chips are in a bag – but no string.
And a rolled roast has a string but no bag.
Maybe a sort of Chinese food containing a cat’s ear and a tartan toe warmer.
…And a sharp piece of metal for good measure.

Good measure.
What is this exactly? Can you know? Do you guess?
I think it has something to do with the size of your large intestine vs. your small intestine.

Tip a hot latte and see what is happening here. Add some iced vovos and a tea bag and VOILA! You’ve got yourself one hell of a hot coconutty sausage with a string AND a bag!!!

Yes, it’s true, actually.
Are you sure?

Well what does the evening have in store?

Well I used to think that my name when I am an old lady will be Gladys but now I am leaning towards Gwen or Peg. I hope its not Faye or Gaye or Pussy Willow.

Once I met a Rogan Josh. And I was thinking, if only I had a French poodle I could cut all of its hair off and make some shoelaces for my cat.

No, it IS possible.

You have overlooked some minor details like TREESTUMPS, I suspect?
No, you weren’t counting on THIS brain were you Fred? Hmm.

Pink collar eyebrow face


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