“Lucius, we have a “Mr Voldemort” on line 4 for you. Says it’s urgent"
“But I’m in the middle of breafkast!”
“Shall I ask him to hold?”
“Erm, no. I’d better take this”
Death Eater tattoos. They combine excellent rates and generous included extras, free voicemail and international roaming, but on the negative side, the dark lord does hate to be kept waiting and tends to call whenever it suits him.
(Spotted on an autograph hunter’s arm at a London Premiere – the photo was discreetly taken!)