Joined July 2007

Bernd Talasch doesn’t remember being hatched in a research laboratory in Omaha in the late 1950s so maybe that never happened....

Movie Premieres

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Have camera, will travel. Am single, can be home anytime I please. That’s the way it is for now. And even though I’m in self-imposed exile from Redbubble owing to a case of mistaken identity (I thought Redbubble supported artists…), I’m still doing them and have started my own site for movie premieres

What premieres have I done there that aren’t here on RB? Only the following:

Begin Again – Knightley! Ruffalo! Corden
Doctor Who Season8 Launch – Capaldi and Coleman from a Stairwell!
Expendables III – Sly! Snipes! Statham! Banderas!
Guardians of the Galaxy – Pratt! Gunn! Saldana! Vin Diesel in Moonboots!
Inbetweeners 2 – some young kids and actors playing their parents!
Maze Runner – Apple Store Event – Poulter! Scodelario! Brodie-Sangster! O’Brien!
Two Days, One Night – Marion Cotillard!
What If – Daniel Radcliffe! Jemima Rooper!

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Here’s all the journals that are on Redbubble (I’m slowly duplicating them on the other site)

And here’s everything conveniently placed in alphabetical order! (you’re welcome!)

A to F
Abduction – Taylor Lautner. I actually did not go to the premiere
African Cats – The Directors! Will & Kate!
Alice In Wonderland – Burton! Bonham-Carter! Hathaway! – not a lot of Depp
American Mary – Soska! Soska! Isabelle!
American Pie 4 aka American Reunion – Biggs! Levi! Suvari!
Anchorman2 – Ferrell! Carell! Rudd! Apatow! Applegate!
Anonymous – Emmerich! Ifans! Thewlis!
Argo – Ben Affleck! John Goodman!
Arthur Christmas – Nighy! Park! A billionaire’s daughter!
Australia – Kidman! Jackman! Luhrman!
Avatar – James Cameron! In Colour! In Widescreen!
The AVENGERS European Premiere – Downey Jnr! Johansson! Hiddleston! Hemsworth!
Awards – ARIA Music 2010 – Sia! Washington! Powderfinger!
Awards – Baftas 2014 – Brangelina! DiCaprio! Mirren! McQueen! Cuaron!
Awards – Baftas 2013 – Clooney! Lawrence! Affleck! Cooper! etc!
Awards – Baftas 2012 – featuring Pitt, Clooney and Streep!
Awards – Baftas 2010 – featuring R-Patz and K-Stewz!
Awards – British Independent Film Awards 2012
Awards – Empire 2012 – DeVito! Lundgren! and More!
Awards – GQ 2011 – Charlize! Kylie!
Awards – GQ 2012 – Kylie! Bellucci!
Awards – GQ 2013 – Brand! Eve! Douglas!
Awards – Oliviers 2014 – Hiddleston! Atwell! Dench! Theatre! Culture!
Awards – Pride of Britain 2012 – Stephen Hawking!?
Begin Again – Knightley! Ruffalo! Corden
Belle – Mbatha-Raw! Gadon! Felton! Wilkinson!
Best Exotic Marigold Hotel – Dench! Patel! Wilkinson!
Blood – Bettany! Tapper! No Vampires!
Blue Jasmine – Cate Blanchett! Sally Hawkins!
Blur – No Distance Left To Run – The Guys from Blur!
The Boat that Rocked – McCartney! Halliwell!.. even some of the Cast showed up!
Bright Star – Jane Campion! Boris Johnson!
Bruno – …Bruno!
Bula Quo – Status Quo! Laura Aikman! Craig Fairbrass!
A Bunch of Amateurs- Royal Screening – HRH Queen Elizabeth II attended!!
Call of Duty : Modern Warfare 2
Captain America : The Winter Soldier – Evans! Johanssson! SLJackson!
Captain Phillips – Tom Hanks! Paul Greengrass!
Cars2 – Caine! Isaacs! Lasseter!
Charlie St Cloud -Efron!
Chloe – Moore! Seyfried! Reitman!
Class of 92 – Beckham! Five other ManU players! Two-fifths of OneDirection!
Cloud Atlas – Wachowskis! Tykwer! Whishaw! Sturgess!
Confessions of a Shopaholic – Fisher! Bruckheimer!
The Counselor – Ridley Scott! JBardem! MFassbender! PCruz!
Cowboys & Aliens – Han Solo! James Bond! The Girl From Tron2!
Creation – Bettany: Yes! Connelly: No!) (under reconstruction)
Crossfire Hurricane – Rolling Stones! Mick! Keith! Ronnie! Charlie!
Dallas Buyers Club – Matthew McConaughey! Jared Leto!
The Damned United – Broadbent! Sheen!
A Dangerous Method – Fassbender! Knightley! Mortenson!
The Dark Knight – Bale! Caine! Eckhart! Gyllenhall! All kind of!
The Dark Knight Rises – Nolan! Bale! Hardy! Freeman! Hathaway! Cotillard! Gordon-Levitt! Murphy!
Dark Shadows – Depp! Burton! Bonham Carter! Pfeiffer! etc!
Dead Man Running – 50 Cent! Rio Ferdinand!
The Debt – Mirren! Wilkinson! Firth
The Deep Blue Sea – Hiddleston! No Sharks!
Defiance – Craig! Liev! .. the other guy!
Demons Never Die – Who? What? Who?
The Descendants – Clooney! yes, Again!
The Devil’s Double – Cooper! Sagnier! No Carpet?
Diana – Watts! Hirschbiegel!
The Dictator – General Admiral Aladeen of Wadiya!
Did you hear about the Morgans – Jessica Parker! Grant! Hurley!?
Die Hard – A Good Day to Die Hard – BWillis! JCourtney! SKoch!
Divergent – Woodley! James! Winslet! Roth!
Django Unchained – QTarantino! SLJackson! JFoxx! CWaltz!
Drinking Buddies – Kendrick! Swanberg!
Duplicity – Julia Roberts! Clive Owen!
Edge of Tomorrow – Tom Cruise! Emily Blunt! Doug Liman!
An Education – Thompson! Mulligan!
The Expendables 2 – Sly! Arnie! JCVD! Statham!
The Fantastic Mr Fox – Clooney! Murray! … Cindy Crawford??
Fast and Furious – Walker! Brewster! Rodriguez! Vin Diesel!
Filth – McAvoy! Welsh! Poots! Froggatt!
Flight – RZemeckis! DWashington! KReilly!
Frankenweenie – Burton! Bonham Carter! Landau! Short!

G to Q
Gambit – Firth! Diaz! Rickman!
The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo – DCraig! RMara!
Glorious 39 – Dr Who! Girl with Spiky Hair! Davey Jones!
Gravity – Cuaron! Bullock!
Great Expectations – BonhamCarter! Fieness! Coltrane! Irvine!
Hancock – Charlize Theron. Will Smith. Enough Said.
The Hangover – Heather Graham! And some guys!
The Hangover III – Cooper! Graham! Bartha! Jeong! Galifianakis
Happy Feet 2 – Robin Wiliams! Elijah Wood! The Penguin?
Harry Brown : Michael Caine!
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince – Rowling! Radcliffe! Watson! Grint!
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows 2 – pretty much everyone!!
Harry Potter 7b2 – pretty much everyone I missed!
The Heat – Bullock! Feig! Dormer!
Hitchcock – Hopkins! Mirren!
Horrible Bosses – Aniston! Bateman! Men with Beards!
Horrid Henry – three-fifths of Girls Aloud!
How to Lose Friends and Alienate People – Pegg! Ummm….Serkiss?!
Hugo – Scorcese! Moretz! Charles! Camilla!
Hummingbird – Jason Statham! Rosie H-W! Others
The Hunger Games – Lawrence! Hemsworth x2!
The Hunger Games Catching Fire – Lawrence! Hemsworth! Hutcherson! Banks! Sutherland!
I Give It A Year – Byrne! Baker! Driver!
The Ides of March – Clooney! Seymour Hoffman!
ill Manors – Plan B! And Guests!
The Imaginarium of Dr Parnassus – Gilliam! Cole! Garfield!?
In Time – Timberlake! Seyfried! CMurphy!
Inglourious Basterds – Tarantino! Kruger! But not Pitt!
Invictus- Clint Eastwood! Morgan Freeman! Maaaaatt Daaaaamon!
The Invisible Woman – Fiennes! Rickman! Scott Thomas!
Iron Man 3 – DowneyJnr! Cheadle! Kingsley! Hall!
Jack Ryan Shadow Recruit – Pine! Knightley! Branagh!
John Carter of Mars – Kitsch! Dafoe!
Johnny English Reborn – Atkinson! Anderson!
The Jonas Brothers 3D Experience – Jonas! Jonas! ..and Jonas!
The Keith Lemon Movie – in black and white!
Kung Fu Panda 2 – Just Jack Black!
Larry Crowne – Hanks! Hoff! A Rolling Stone!
The Last Stand – Arnie! Jaimie! Johnny!
The Last Station – Mirren! McAvoy! Duff!
Les Miserables – Hugh Jackman! Russell Crowe! Anne Hathaway! And More!
Life of Pi – Ang Lee! Sharma! Spall! Hiddleston!
Locke – Tom Hardy! Andrew Scott!
London Fashion Week I – 2013
London Fashion Week II – 2013
A Lonely Place to Die – MGeorge! That is all!
The Lone Ranger – Depp! Verbinski! Bruckheimer!
The Lovely Bones – Peter Jackson! Charles and Camilla!
Madagascar2 – Rock! Stiller! Pinkett-Smith!
Malice (sic) in Wonderland – Danny Dyer flicks a cigarette!
Mandela – The Long Walk to Freedom Royal Premiere – Elba! Harris! Kate and William!
Marley and Me – Aniston! Wilson!
Me & Orson Welles – Zac! Efron! Eee! And Claire Danes!
Melancholia – Dunst! Hurt!
Man of Steel – Cavill! Snyder! Nolan! Zimmer! Shannon! Adams!
Men in Black 3 – WSmith! JBrolin! EThompson!
The Men Who Stare At Goats – Clooney! Again! (under reconstruction)
Mission Impossible Ghost Protocol – Tom Cruise! Simon Pegg!
Monsters vs Aliens – Witherspoon! Sutherland!
The Monuments Men – Clooney! Damon! Murray! Goodman! Dujardin!
Much Ado About Nothing – Whedon! Hiddleston! Denisof!
Muppets Most Wanted – Miss Piggy! Kermit! Gervais! Burrell! Tucci!
My Week With Marilyn – Hermione! Dobby! Lily Potter! Gilderoy Lockhart! Madam Hooch!
Nativity!2 – David Tennant! and a Dude With Antlers!
A Night at the Museum2 – Stiller! Gervais! Azaria!
Nine – Kidman! Cruz! Hudson! Dench!
Noah – Crowe! Aronofsky! Connelly! Watson! Lerman!
Now : In the Wings of a World Stage – Kevin Spacey! Others
Now is Good – Dakota! Fanning! Irvine!
Nowhere Boy – Scott-Thomas! Taylor-Wood!
Oblivion – Tom Cruise! Olga Kurylenko! Joseph Kosinski!
Olympus Has Fallen – Gerard Butler! Aaron Eckhart!
One Day – Hathaway! Sturgess!
Only Lovers Left Alive – Tom Hiddleston! Yasmine Hamdan!
Outside Bet – Atack! Drive! Maza!
Oz the Great and Powerful – Franco! Kunis! Weisz! Braff! Raimi! Williams!
Pacific Rim – Del Toro! Elba! Hunnam! Kazinsky
Perfect Sense – Ewan McGregor! Eva Green!
Prometheus – Ridley! Charlize! Fassbender!
Public Enemies – Depp!!! Cotillard! Mann!
Puss In Boots – Banderas! Hayek!
Quantum of Solace – Everyone! Often blurry!
Quartet – Hoffman! Connolly! Maggie Smith!
Quiet Ones – Jared Harris! Sam Claflin! Olivia Cooke!

R to Z
The Railway Man – Firth! Irvine! Teplitzky!
Real Steel – Jackman! The Robot Apocalypse!
Revolutionary Road – Kate! Leo!
Righteous Kill – De Niro! Pacino! 50Cent! Kickass
Rise of the Guardians – Chris Pine! Isla Fisher!
The Road – Firth! Mortensen!
Robocop (2014) – Oldman! Cornish! Kinnaman!
RockNRolla – Ritchie! Butler! Newton! Madonna shows up!
Run for your Wife – Dyer! Harding! Van Outen!
RUSH world premiere- Hemsworth! Howard! Wilde! Lauda!
Rust and Bone – Cotillard! Schoenarts!
‘S’ Book Signing – JJ Abrams! Bad Robot!
Safe – Jason! Statham!
Saving Mr Banks – Tom Hanks! Colin Farrell! Emma Thompson!
A Serious Man – Coen! Hurt! Coen! Rush!
Seven Pounds – Will Smith!!
Shame – Gala Screening – McQueen! Strong!
Sherlock Holmes – J.Law! R.DowneyJnr! G.Ritchie! R.McAdams!
The Shouting Men – inexplicably, I never posted a journal for this movie. Don’t worry.
A Single Man – Firth! Hurley! Romanian Vampire Dude!
Skyfall – Craig! Bardem! Dench! Mendes! Marlohe! Everyone!
Snow White and the Huntsman – Charlize Theron! Kristen Stewart! Thor!
Spider-Man (The Amazing Spider-Man) – Garfield! Stone! Ifans
Spider-Man2 (The Amazing Spider-Man 2) – Garfield! Stone! Foxx! DeHaan! Webb!
St Trinians2 – Sarah Harding! Her Dress! A nearly all-female cast!
Star Trek – JJ Abrams! Eric Bana! Sylar!
Star Trek Into Darkness – Abrams! Pine! Cumberbatch! Quinto! Sadana! Eve! Urban! Pegg!
State of Play – Mirren! Crowe!
Stoker – Kidman! Wasikowska! Goode!
The Sweeney – Winstone! Atwell! Drew!
The Impossible – Ewan McGregor! Naomi Watts!
This Means War – Witherspoon! Pine! Hardy!
Thor – Hemsworth! Brannagh!
Thor – The Dark World – Hemsworth! Hiddleston! Portman! Whedon! Dennings!
Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy – Oldman! Firth! Hardy! Hurt!
Tintin – DCraig! SPegg! NFrost! JBell! Not SSpielberg though
TITANIC in 3D – Cameron! Winslet! More!
Tomorrow When The War Began
Tormented – People! Other People!
Total Recall (2012) – Farrell! Beckinsale! Biel!
Transformers Revenge of the Fallen – Fox! LaBeouf! Turturro! Gibson!
Tropic Thunder – Stiller! Downey Jnr! Black!
Twelve Years A Slave – McQueen! Ejiofor!
Twilight : Breaking Dawn pt1 – RPatz! TLautz! KStewz!
Twilight Breaking Dawn part2 – KStewz! RPatz! TLautz!
The Ugly Truth – Heigl! Butler!
Up – Literally no (0) cast or crew showed!
Valentines Day – Alba! Kutcher! Topher!
Valkyrie – TomKat! (Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes = TomKat)!!
W.E. – Madonna! The Cast
Wall-E – Weaver! Burtt! The Robot!
War Horse – Spielberg and Royalty!!
Watchmen – The whole cast!!
Water for Elephants – Rpatz! Rwiths!
We’re the Millers – Aniston! Sudeikis! Poulter! Alcohol!!!
We are the people we’ve been waiting for -The Fonz Dissed Me!!
What to Expect When… etc – Cameron Diaz! Cheryl Cole!
Where the Wild Things Are – Jonze! and the Kid!
Wild Bill – Fletcher! A 160yr old Countess!
Winter’s Tale premiere – Farrell! Brown-Findlay! Goldsman! JJ Abrams?
The Woman In Black – Radcliffe!
The Wolverine – Jackman! Mangold! Janssen! Others!
The Worlds End – Pegg! Frost! Pike! Wright!
World War Z – failure!
Wrath of the Titans – Neeson! Worthington!
The X-Files : I Want to Believe – Anderson! Duchovny! Carter!
Yes Man – Carrey! Deschanel!
The Young Victoria – Royalty and Cast attended
17 Again – Zac Efron! Eeeee!!

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