Cyclists, whats the point?

On the road to work this morning I was stuck behind a line of traffic, trundling up the mountain at the pace of an asthmatic snail. Inevitably the hold up was caused by a pack of lycra clad cyclists.

The fact they’re always found in groups of thirty or more clearly means that they’re the product of an evil cloning experiment gone wrong! Rarely traveling single file and having a blatant disregard for serious road users, I believe a government vehicle should be designed to clear the roads of these annoying, fitness crazed morons. Perhaps a black bullet proof Hummer with a triangular plow attachment mounted on the front. (Bulletproof Ben? Surely they have no place to hide a firearm)

Cyclists, whats the point?

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