Mental musing of a fried brain (tasty with fried onions and tomato sauce!)

Why is there an expiration date on SOUR cream?

What cruel bastard put the letter S in the word LISP?

What will happen to the cosmic fabric of the world if we discover that the hokey pokey really is what it’s all about?

“Cute as a button” Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?

Why is Donkey Kong called “DONKEY” Kong if he’s a monkey?

Why is Bra singular and Panties plural?

If you fed a bee nothing but oranges, would it start making marmalade?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill themselves, is it considered a hostage situation?

What color is a chameleon on a mirror?

If your feet smell and your nose runs, are you built upside down?

………………………sigh. Don’t mind me. I’m just pondering… went to bed, couldn’t get to sleep. Hot milk maybe?

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