Who am I?

Well… if I could answer that question I’d be the next Dalai Lama!!! So I guess I should change that to… what do I do, when I am not scaring the cows creeping through their paddocks taking photos?

Before I answer that… go check this out. Go on… you know you want to… its ok, I’ll wait.

Are you back yet?

Its ok… I’ll wait some more…

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Oh! There you are!!! Best be sending you off to check this out now. It is in my humble opinion, freaking SENSATIONAL!!!

Go on… I’ll wait for you again.

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Still not back?

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You have forgotten about me havent you………………? :)

I’ll just talk amongst myselves then.

[insert Jedi mind trick click here to be astounded [/Jedi mind trick]

Recently I sent out a few bmails of apology for not being around much over the last couple of weeks due to my holiday and starting a new job. Quite a few people wrote back asking what I do. Being time poor as I am I thought a JE would be the best way to answer that.

By trade I am a Fraud Analyst. Its kinda like being a cop except without the cool uniform and without the gun – which is actually a good deal as I have a pathological fear of those nasty devices and would likely shoot myself or some unlucky bystander in the foot. Not good. As a Fraud Analyst I track down all the bad guys running scams on credit cards all over the world, and loan application fraudsters on a local basis. I also catch the bastards that steal your credit cards and then go wild with them on liquor, fast cars and even faster women.

Oh yeah… its a bloody good job, one that I love! There is so much personal satisfaction in it every single day.

However, when we moved to Tassie it was part of a deal to simplify our lives. So I laid aside my non existent gun, and hung up my non existent uniform with some regret. I then ran the School Canteen at my boys school for almost a year. When my contract ended I was lucky enough to be offered a position in one of the local banking institutions.

So… thats where I am at. I have gone back to my grass roots of banking and have to say I am loving every bloody minute of it! We have a very small crew, the country town banking is much more laid back than the big smoke that I cut my banking teeth on, and I dont think I have laughed so bloody much in a LONG time! The girls are damn comedians!

I have a smile on my face a mile wide… even though I am VERY tired at the end of this first full time weeks work I have put in in over 11 years!

Thats about the size of it…
Much love
xxxxxx

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