Gilbert the Silly Guppy

what was it, 12:15 am on a tuesday morning. after it had rained for lets say two

weeks. no, make it 4 so it sounds really dramatic. and gilbert the guppy was

swimming around his fish tank of a house and puking up little blobs of guck into the

water. too much of this guck would wind up choking the filter in his tank.

if the filter was choked, the water would become too thick with bacteria and his gills

would be completely starved of oxygen. but this was ok because gilbert the silly

guppy had a death wish. he was swimming around the bottom of the tank at night

swallowing rocks to help him puke guck. he was swimming around backwards

and in fast circles and upsidedown and jumping out of the water and back into it

really fast to induce sickness because he wanted to get his guppy life over with.

so one day his master noticed gilberts strange behavior. he put his head into the

water.

Gilbert the Silly Guppy

beezleweezle

Joined July 2008

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a story about a suicidal fish.

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