the haiku marathon (part 11)

14-11-08
the prince sold his doves
for a cup of lime jelly
ate it in the sun

15-11-08
the rent is due sir
pay by blood or coin you must
i twirl my mustache

16-11-08
you’re such an areshole
why must you send me this spam?
nobody likes you

17-11-08
news flash mr big-shot
all the people that you know
hate you yes they do

18-11-08
this milk has expired
can i have my money back?
sour curdle for coin

19-11-08
my heart lives on mars
it’s cold and red and barren
and sometimes there’s ice

20-11-08
devils and angels
don’t bother me much except
to write parking fines

21-11-08
siren in blue dress
warbles to the crowd transfixed
the band plays along

22-11-08
cider from the bar
served cold in a plastic cup
glass might hurt someone

23-11-08
wilt o flowers red
i will no more bring your rain
fall petals like blood

24-11-08
my heel has a spur
i have given it a name
felix he ails me

25-11-08
red rubber chicken
pulled on his sour britches
and went to market

26-11-08
when the summer came
the leaves all got together
for a day gambling

27-11-08
when the ringing starts
when my ears won’t let me sleep
i scream and i shout

28-11-08
jaguar man growls
he stalks his prey on the tram
ticket please catman

29-11-08
it’s not the season
nor will it be tomorrow
hold off damn christmas

30-11-08
until december
get these reindeer off my lawn
november’s not yours

01-12-08
anniversary
of something most terrible
i seem to recall

02-12-08
a head start it is
stealing tomorrow’s thunder
with none of the rain

03-12-08
jacaranda blooms
december here already
bites me in the arse

04-12-08
carnival lights flare
bags of fairy floss pegged up
sugar on my tongue

05-12-08
vegas makes us vague
angels lost los angeles
cincinnati sins

06-12-08
the monkey took wing
let loose by the western witch
from the gen-tech lab

07-12-08
the banjo plucking
drove the captain to murder
the surgeon wept blood

08-12-08
he shifted in time
woke up a day too early
all the shops were shut

09-12-08
abandoned photos
i put them in my pocket
things borrowed and blue

10-12-08
i’ve stolen the keys
your dusty flying machine
will bear me aloft

11-12-08
no one writes sad songs
or ballads to break your heart
like that anymore

12-12-08
one hundred beats long
this ungodly rhythm churns
i’m reduced to meat

13-12-08
hat lifts on hot wind
tumbles over slams to ground
rolls in dust and stops

14-12-08
owls mass on my desk
the carpet has become grass
hiding tiger me

15-12-08
mr wanderlust
has never left the office
in forty-two years

16-12-08
diagnosed with death
four kinds of death dealt slowly
unveiled this day

the haiku marathon (part 11)

bearhat

ADELAIDE, Australia

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oh you get the hang of it by now. if you don’t know what i’m doing… ah hell with it, read haiku marathon part 1, it’ll fill you in.

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