50 Things About b.chris

Okay, so I totally jacked this from jcmontgomery, but I am sure she will not mind if I borrow it to do my own experimenting!!!!

1. Do you like blue cheese?
Oh absolutely!!!!! I am a fan of most cheeses, except Brie. I love cheese “almost more than any other animal bi-product” (guess the movie quote).

2. Have you ever smoked a cigarette?
No. Yuck. A lot of my friends smoke but I have never been a sheep. Plus, now with my High Blood Pressure, it would be very unwise. Although, one time I was at a party and I walked around with an unlit one in my mouth because I was drunk and goofing off. Does that count?

3. Do you own a gun?
No. Guns give me the heebie-jeebies. When I was younger, I had a dream that I would be shot to death. Since then, I have steered clear from guns. Besides, serrated weapons are so much more fun!

4. What flavor do you add to your drink at Sonic?
I am assuming that they mean Sonics (the drive-in hamburger joint)??? So, I will say…grape. Yummm!

5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?
Yes. I am a big scared-y cat when it comes to any medical appointment.

6. Do you like hot-dogs?
Well, that is complicated. I am a semi-vegetarian, which means I do not eat beef, pork, or any other meat that does not come from poultry or sea-dwelling animals. So, while I think Turkey Dogs are the shit, regular hot dogs disgust me.

7. Favorite Christmas Song?
It is a tie – “Feed the World” and “Please, Come Home for Christmas”

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
By morning, you mean night, right? Cause that is when I wake up, usually. So, I would have to say – Diet Dr. Pepper.

9. Can you do push-ups?
That’s a pluralized question, huh? I can do push-up. Singular.

10. What’s your favorite meal?
SUSHI!!!!!!!!!! Or, Fondue. Or…Sushi!!!!!!!!!

11. What’s your favorite piece of jewelry?
I don’t really wear jewelry. But, I love buttons. Do buttons count? I love my Mama Mia button! Loves it!

12. Favorite hobby?
Sex. Not even going to lie. A close second would have to be reading. Sometimes…it’s a toss up. I kid, I kid. Sex first, then reading. Unless I am reading about sex, then reading first.

13. Do you work with people who idolize you?
I work from home. My cat idolizes me. What am I saying? He idolizes no one! So, no.

14. Name a trait that you hate about yourself?
I hate networking/marketing myself. I admit it. I get so nervous at events that I freeze up and want to leave. I have always been this way. I could never work in sales. I can act on stage – no problem, but have me network in a room full of strangers and you will find me sitting in a corner drawing. LOL!

15. Middle name?
A few lucky people on here know my middle name. Let’s just say that B.Chris is a pseudonym utilizing my first and middle names.

16. Name 3 thoughts at this moment:
I wish my art would upload faster. I dunno why I am not tired yet, I’ve been up all night, I am so thirsty.

17. Name 3 things you bought yesterday:
Ummm… food, non-fat self-serve yogurt from Yogurt Bar, and an Entertainment Weekly.

18. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink.
Diet Dr. Pepper, VoSS Water, and Diet Lipton Brisk Iced Tea

19. Current worry right now?
I need to catch up! I am so behind! Not only that, I need to find another job. Stat.

20. Current hate right now?
Gas prices. Our bad economy. The job market. The fact that Harry Potter 6 got postponed until July 2009!!!!!! Take your pick.

21. Favorite place to be?
In the arms of the one I love. And…on a road trip. I love road trips!!!!!

22. How did you bring in New Years?
…with the cat. Oh, you were being figurative? I usually want to be around family, especially my partner. The rest is just icing.

23. Favorite place to go?
Hobb’s Grove in Sanger, CA. My partner and I do a yearly road trip every October to this amazing venue in the middle of nowhere that turns itself into the scariest haunted house I have been through (and I do not scare easily). It is so much fun – it actually takes place inside an old abandoned farm house. Another of the mazes is outdoors and forces you to walk alone in the woods with all sorts of creeps lurking about. They also have a haunted hayride that is the absolute shit!!! We never miss it. It is tradition. If you live in California, you need to go to this mofo! Seriously.

24. What is your most recurring dream?
I dream movie-length nightmares and most are scary. I have very vivid nightmares all the time. I am twisted that way. My house is haunted, so it comes with the territory. I used to have a recurring dream about a tall thin man who would haunt me. I stopped having the dreams after my mom told me about a similar man that she used to dream when she was my age. Talk about creepy!!! I don’t want to say any more. I am already goose-nippley.

25. Introvert or extrovert?
I am an Enxtrovert – half introvert/half extrovert. I am a Pisces, so I am one of the Zodiac’s split personalities. Sometimes I am shy and other times you cannot shut me up. Sometimes I am meek and delicate, and other times I am a raging bitch. BTW, today is raging bitch day…just thought you should know.

26. What color shirt are you wearing?
White. But that is not normal. Normally – blue.

27. Do you like sleeping on satin sheets?
No. I prefer Egyptian Cotton. 1,000 thread count. With that crisp linen smell.

28. Can you whistle?
No. And, I have a complex about that. So, next question…

29. Favorite color(s)?
Beach colors – blue, sea green, aqua, brown, beech, white. I am also privy to pink and black.

30. Would you be a pirate?
I am a pirate…a butt pirate. Sorry, I had to. I’m gay, so I am allowed at least one gay reference. I am not really into being a pirate. I mean, don’t get me wrong, I think they are cool and all…to look at from afar. But, I would never want to be one. I have major OCD’s and the thought of dirty teeth and hair and oily skin and swigging from dirty bottles of rum and a peg leg…well, that just makes me want to bathe…three times.

31. What songs do you sing in the shower?
Oh, ask my family. Showtunes, standards, anything by Abba, or Disney, or the Beatles, or Macy Gray, or Jefferson Airplane, or Queen. Sometimes I sing Donna Summer or Selena songs. Once or twice I was caught singing some Katy Perry, which is weird because I have never kissed a girl and I doubt I would like it.

32. Favorite girl’s name?
My mom has a beautiful Spanish name, which translates to “Beautiful Roses”. I always thought that was neat.

33. Favorite boy’s name?
Han Solo. If I had a son, I would definitely name him Han Solo.

34. Who is your loudest friend?
My BFF since high school. When she is around – everybody knows it. But, that’s how we like it.

35. What’s in your pocket right now?
I do not have any pockets right now. Damn, what a waste of a question.

36. Last thing that made you laugh?

37. Bed sheets as a child?
Yes, I wet them. I mean…er…umm…what was the question, again? Did I have bed sheets as a child? What in the hell kind of question is that? That is like asking if I wore shirts. WTF? Next question…

38. Worst injury you’ve ever had?
I dunno what is worse…a broken arm or a broken heart? I am going with arm, cause someone mended my heart and showed me what it means to forget pain and open it to the possibility of more, and the possibility of happiness. My heart no longer hurts. It hasn’t for a long time now. But, sometimes, on cold winter nights, my arm still aches. So…arm.

39. Do you love where you live?
No. Yes. No. Yes. Sometimes. I have mixed feelings about it.

40. How many TV’s are in your house?
Five. Because, why watch TV together, when you can watch it apart?

41. What is your worst habit?
Being adorable. I can’t help it. I just ooze it. Sorry. ;o) Actually, my worst habit is being a trickster/joker. I love joshing people. Usually, when I am acting stuck up, it is all in fun cause I am really quite the opposite. I just like getting reactions out of people. Sometimes I spout out random factoids to people, and I guess I sound correct and they say “Really?” and I say “I dunno…I was just fucking with you” and then they get mad and I laugh. LOL!

42. How many dogs do you have?
None. Zero. Zip. Zilch. Nada. Nothing. 0+0=0. I’m more of a cat person. I have a cat. His name is Milo. He is a drama queen diva.

43. Does someone have a crush on you?
Oh my, are we in the fifth grade all of a sudden? The last time I heard someone use the word “crush” in that capacity was when I was banging “erasers” after school, Wink-ity, wink-ity!!! ;oP

44. Do you own slippers?
Yes. And I had sheets when I was a kid. And sometimes I wear hats. Sometimes.

45. What is your favorite book?
All of them. I am a book whore, so please do not make me pick just one. I am constantly reading. If I could live in a bookstore, I probably would. I love the smell of books…especially old ones.

46. What is your favorite candy?
Kit-Kat dipped in Nacho Cheese. Don’t knock it until you try it. Trust.

47. What is your favorite sports team?
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…sports…good one.

48. What song do you want played at your funeral?
“How Can I Not Love You” by Joy Enriquez.

49. What were you doing at 12 AM last night?
Waking up. I am like a vampire minus all that icky evil succubus drama. I only suck one thing, and it is so not blood!

50. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up this morning?
“Oh my back!!!! My back!!!! It is time for a new matress!!!!”

Perhaps you’d like to share about yourself? Go ahead and try it.

Even if you never post it, I think you will find it interesting and perhaps may discover something about yourself you never gave much thought to previously.

—The above quote is from jcmontgomery

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