patience is a virtue

BleepBleep. 1 message received. Read. 0515161787. Sara and Sam are coming to town on Sat. Options. Reply. Why and WHERE are you staying? Options. Send. Sent.
BleepBleep. 1 message received. Read. 0515161787. For Holiday. Not Sure.
Fuck me, just ask for gods sake!!!!!
Options. Reply. How long are you going to be in town? Options. Send. Sent.
BleepBleep. 1 message received. Read. 0515161787. Not sure. Tuesday maybe. Depends on where we stay. Options. Reply. Ok let me know and we’ll catch up. Options. Send. Sent.
So not offering, if she wants to stay she just fucking ask. Why do we always have to play these fucking games? Can I stay with you?? Is that so fucking hard??
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NO you cannot FUCKING stay! WHY? Because I wan to enjoy my Easter break not be put in gaol for murder of a relative!!!
Hello? Oh hi, yeah yeah I got your messages (duh who the fuck has been answering if it wasn’t me?) So you’re going to be in town? Great, we should catch up. Where are you staying, you didn’t say? Oh you don’t know yet, well I hear the Park Royal on Ashville Road in the city is good. You were hoping not to stay in a motel? Well where then? (I am not not not going to offer, I’m not! She can just ask, why can’t she just fucking ask?) Well maybe we have room. (Oh yeah not offering sure, why why why does she always do this.) Um yeah I think Jay’s going to be around, let me check with him and Ill call back. Ok Bye.
What the fuck was that? Not offering, NOT OFFERING!!! You gutless wimp, just ring her back and say no, tell her the roof is leaking all over the spare bed and the house has to be fumigated because there are rats as well. Yeah and then you stay at the Park Royal on Ashville Road and have a lovely break with your nice, beautiful brand new husband and enjoy your break for once in the last 25 years and not spend the whole time wanting to kill one member of your family or another. Huhhhh.
Menu. Messages. Write message. Baby. Sara and Sam are in town this weekend and want to know if they can stay with us until Tuesday. Please say NO and have a good reason. Love You. Options. Send. 0515171898. Sent.
RingRingRingRing.
WHATNOW!
HI, What’s up? Ah no I left him a message, he’s out of town at a management meeting, Ill call you as soon as I speak to him. Ok Bye.
Menu. Message. Write message. Baby. If you could call me as soon as you get this with a really good excuse that would be great. Love you. Options. Send. 0515171898.Sent
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Help me, please god HELP MEEEEE.
Yeah???? No he hasn’t answered yet. Oh you want to ask another favour? Yeah, aha, um Ok let me check. Yep Seeya.
Menu. Message. Write message. Baby. She now wants to know if Sam can bring his turbo engine thingy because you mentioned last time you might be able to fix it? A really good excuse would be good and really soon if you can. Thanks. Love you. Options. Send. 0515171898. Sent.
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patience is a virtue

Tanya Bell

Joined March 2008

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