Funny thing about mustaches --they're attractive on Tom Selleck and Jason Schwartzman in the right movie roles-- but when you're a Japanese schoolgirl, it can spell DOOM.
But fear not! Senpai will notice you this time!!! Guaranteed (*purportedly*) to assist you with ensnaring the elusive campus-cougar of your dreams.
Don't wait another moment! Get some!! It's only the ultimate t-shirt designed to make that special upperclassman swoon with the feelz.