The Referee

The Referee

by Timothy J. Stewart

Hey Ref, didn’t you see that muggin’,
He made a fist and hit me just like that,
Well, I guess you probably didn’t see it,
You couldn’t get there cause you are so doggone fat.

Now Ref, what about that travel,
Gosh he walked halfway from here to Tennessee,
You ought to put that pea back in your whistle,
What do you mean you’re giving me a ‘T’?

Hey Player-
Want a little cheese with your whine,
How about you shut up and play the game.
If you use the talent that God gave you,
You may find you’ll never play the same.

So you just dribble, shoot and rebound.
I’ll make the calls that I see.
While you, my friend are playing,
I am getting paid to referee.

The Coach
Hey Ref, free eye exams at Wal-Mart,
With discounts on your favorite frame,
And if you get some glasses,
Then, we might both be seeing the same game.

And Ref, while you’re there at Wal-Mart
You really ought to stop and look,
In the literary section,
To see if you can find a rule book.

Hey Coach-
Want a little cheese with your whine,
How about you shut up and coach the game.
If you coach the talent that God gave you,
You may find they’ll never play the same.

So you just sit there nice and quiet.
I’ll make the calls that I see.
While you, my friend are coaching,
I am getting paid to referee.

The Fan-
Hey Ref, where’d you get your license,
At some school for the blind,
If all the calls were equal,
We probably wouldn’t really seem to mind.

But all the calls are going their way.
We can’t seem to get a break.
The only reason that they are winning,
Is that all of you zebras are on the take.

Hey Fans-
Want a little cheese with your whine,
How about you shut up and watch the game.
If you watch the talent that God put here,
You may find they’ll never look the same.

So you just root and cheer and holler.
I’ll make the calls that I see.
While you, my friend paid to get here,
I am getting paid to referee.

Not enough to put up with fools like you,
But I am getting paid to referee

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The Referee

at1955

Johnsburg, United States

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A song giving some credit to the referee

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