Slave............... OH YEA BABE!!!!!!!

We’re slaves to corporate card makers and mega Chocolate moguls, oh yea babe you bet your sweet ass we are.
Nothing says love like
bad smelling candles,
gritty mass produced chocolate,
wilting cheap, tacky red roses with baby’s breath (UGH!!! how cliche),
high expectations, and a CLIMATIC “OH WAW BABE THAT WAS AMAZING”!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" at the end of it all.

OH,Please, Please just give me more time for the ultimate CLIMAX, fuck the stinky roses, they give me welts and runny itchy eyes,
as for chocolate, it better be home made and you better be dripping it all over my body licking it off and loving it if not, then don’t even bother knocking down my door.
It’s time for us to feel good about ourselves knowing with great JOY and ABANDON that we don’t have to shave the various parts of our bodies that matter to “YOU” without the after burn
(by the way it’s still winter we need the fluff) or pulling the hairs off our lips..

It’s just a thought,
a wondrously beautiful thought that I’m not contributing to corporate BOTTOM line (well only if the CEO is CUTE) ,
BUTT I digress and that thought brings me to the most amazing CLIMAX EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Slave............... OH YEA BABE!!!!!!!


Ottawa, Canada

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Being single this time of year gearing up for the two weeks before valentines day,

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