I've got a Proposition for you

As I write, the erection is almost over and non too soon. I’ve got propositions coming out of my ears nose and throat. To say that these things are confusing is the understatement of the decade.
My problem with propositions is that the people who write them upon direction of the politicians make the case to confuse us by using a simple little trick. I’ll tell you what it is:
" Leave chunks of truth out of the context" Is that slick, or what? And so I propose to you that we begin to write to our respective representatives personally, but in a way that is as slick as they are. A little detail of difference with us, to confuse them, instead of leaving portions of truth, let’s leave letters out.
On all of our behalves, I write the first one:
Dear Mr my own representative: I suggest that in your next council meeting you suggest
my poposition. Did you get that? I left the letter “R” out. This is bound to confuse him or her. And then, my poposition suggests that since you tried to scare the crap out of us by threatening daconian cuts to our schools, (left the R out again, got him- her thinking) and our chiden (it’s the L and the R out now) would uffer for it (you got it now, right?) and most likely we would ote for you. Well Mr Repesentative, we’re on to you and you are for sure going to go out to deeat on your next eletation (by now I’m sure you’re catching all of them and my repesentative is as confused as we ar) Take that you slimy poltician, you now don know where we’re coming fom, do you?
Teach you to mess with us the pubic. We’ve got you coing and gong now. You now have a hedache trying to figr me out, don you? Serves you right, even though you’re left. you summy politician. I’m a ta paying citien and you do not ess with me.
I hope you have as cofussing a day as I have the ast 3 moths, you ceep>
Don’t mess with Americans, we ar vey reorsfull
Your truly, the creator of Poposition 66

I've got a Proposition for you

Artcool

Launa Hills, United States

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