Have no fear, I'm here

By all standards of measure, and every one agrees on this, the world is NOT getting better, it’s getting worse, but, don’t worry I’m here to break it all down for you. It is, however, more insidious every day. With the advancements of science and technology, it get’s more and more difficult to uncover the many conspiracies this government is engaged in. All of them with the purpose of draining every single dollar, down to the last penny out of our moneys.
This stuff is so nefarious that it takes a supremely fine tuned mind honed by years of complex and adroit dealings with the enemy (other wise known as living with my family) to sort it all out.
Take for instance the latest trick they are up to. Lucky for me this evil plan is taking place right down a street from my hood. I border less than 2 two miles from the great outdoor theater “Verizon Wireless Theater” and I might tell you, I’ve rocked out there plenty. Now I read in the paper that this great outdoor venue will be torn down to build apartments, of all things, in it’s stead. The idea, as debated in the Irvine city council, is to go across the other side of the freeway where the, drum roll please, “Great Park” is to be built, over people’s objections. When confronted, the city council cites as it’s reason for building a much smaller theater there, like 7,500 seats smaller, that because of the intrusion of the web and other technologies, artists are having trouble building fan bases.
Do you get i?. I can tell by your silence that you don’t. No worries, that’s what I’m here for.
In their thinly veiled attempt, what the gov is saying is that we, we!, meaning ya’ll and me I suppose, are becoming ever more compulsive obsessive. It works like this. Lady Gaga explodes into the scene and causes a furor with fans. They jam all 17,500 seats at Verizon and sell plenty of meat T shirts. But, to no ones surprise, within a year, the furor diminishes. The flavor of the year is abandoned by us fickle end ever more OCD fans. So Lady Gaga has a new dress made of fried crispy bacon, only to discover that only 10,000 fans now show up. Therein the need (?) for a smaller venue.
But wait, there’s more, much more. A group of scientists getting giant bucks from a gov grant, out of my taxes, determines that we, the fans are suffering from a new, just discovered condition called “rock fan withdrawal”. Lickity split, the FDA and big Pharma join evil forces and as I write this, begins to work on a new drug which will be prescribed by your doctor and mine and every doctor in the world. This new drug aimed at curing us from our OCD will be called “Rockdrawal” and it will make quadrillions of dollars.
Expect informationals, you know the kind, featuring fat doctors wearing white robes, (I call them the Lab Rats) on every station in the nation.
At least I have warned you. What you do about your condition is up to you. I’ve done my job. but when your doctor finds out you’re jumping from one artist to another every year, he’s going to tell you you have RWS (rock withdrawal symptom) and will prescribe
Rockdrawal (very pricy). You could off course stick with 1 artist for 50 years like I have with Van Morrison and prove to your Dr how stable you are.
I’m here for you, keep reading my stuff, no worries just follow my advice and you will avoid a bunch of conditions. Just trust me

Have no fear, I'm here


Launa Hills, United States

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