Butthead

“No I don’t want a cheese biscuit shaped like a giraffe.
What do I look like I am two?
Yes I am grumpy today.
And I don’t like your stupid red dress with all those blots and spots… it looks like you fell in a puddle.
Don’t stare at me like that either!
Just get another carafe of that wine and be quick about.
Oh and while you’re about it don’t forget my book I lent you.
Suppose you never did read it being such a light-weight in the brain department anyway….”

Here’s your book and fare for a taxi.

" Well I never! What a rude oxymoron!"

You’re such a perfect idiot.

© K S Hardy 2011

Butthead

Arcadia Tempest

Joined November 2008

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Artist's Description

Word challenge in Flash Fiction
150 words or less, use the following words
· Cheese biscuit
· Fare
· Oxymoron
· Carafe
· Giraffe
· Spots
· Puddle
· Light-weight
· Red
· Book

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