Ivan Stan is back

Those that know already of my man adventure will either cringe or be ready for a dollop more of when I was a man who had a rather unusual promiscuous romp. A quick catch up if you can’t be bothered to click here is to expose how a genie gave me three wishes and changed me into Ivan Stan the man, with a healthy bod complete with humongous everything including curiosity for the unknown.

The first time Stan who was me with a female brain intact had a date for de-flowering my manhood it was all senses on high alert as my lovely was a serial killer with plans of cutting me up for dinner and my leftovers for a man-made of me patchwork quilt.
Rescued by the cops who sniggered at my pink frilly underwear not covering much of my well formed butt I limped off to soak in a bubble bath and contemplate what could have been my fate.

In the bath as I sat there watching the bath water gurgle away and I gasped in horror at my once magnificent oodles of doodle looking crinkled and unhappily shrunken.
I decided a good towel dry would do the trick and oh what a mistake I did make as it stood to attention rather too quick. I slapped it around and that only made it more ‘happy’ so a cold spoon from the kitchen did the trick.
Dressing in another of my brother’s jeans and shirt that he left at my place for emergencies and this was definitely one , I knew there was something weirder than me being a man going on.
Yikes, I knew I had to go back to the den of the She-Devil and take a peek and see if something jogs up and cranks anything up.

My stomach rolled over with a mixture of pleasure and pain as I stood outside her place. It made me wonder, was I as a man a masochist or just purely insane?
I slipped inside; my female intuition leading me to the place my serial nutter hid her house keys in a brick. Inside the memories of my first male to female encounter, a soft and hard mix smacking my feminine and masculine with a rush made my knees quiver and I slid down on to my gorgeous handsome butt.

Thank God the police had taken all her grizzly killing nasty tools.
My hands went to my crouch forming the renowned protection cup.
Dam that crazy bitch had good taste in decoration as I licked me lips spying the stunning burgundy wool rug again. I had so coveted that sumptuous rug for my own piece of heaven floor covering.
It must have been the Stan in me that found that packet of ‘Mr Shake Em’ Baby’ condoms underneath that heaven wool creation. I still don’t know what made me take one condom out and hold it up to the light seeing pin holes streaking through with light.

That kook was after a daddy to plant a bundle in her womb and then have for dinner the poor sod who had never agreed to any fertilization with his donation.
I ran out of that place trying to flee the impossible thoughts that were prodding horrible ramifications at my mind. I shook my head not wanting to take in the possible realization that I may have just become the first female dad when I was a man.

© K S Hardy 2010

Ivan Stan is back

Arcadia Tempest

Joined November 2008

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Yep this is a true story of my time as a man.
It still haunts me to this very day.
I write this as a therapy. This is for you Ivan Stan x

Click here to start from the beginning about my first sexual outing within a male covering.

And now find out about a little bundle of complication and joy

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