My friend sent me this today, thought I would share it with you:

If only!

  • In my next life I want to live my life backwards.
  • You start out dead and get that out of the way.
  • Then you wake up in an old people’s home feeling better every day.
  • You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, and then when you start work, you get a gold watch and a party on your first day.
  • You work for 40 years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement.
  • You party, drink alcohol, and are generally promiscuous, then you are ready for high school.
  • You then go to primary school, you become a kid, you play.
  • You have no responsibilities, you become a baby until you are born. And then you spend your last 9 months floating in luxurious spa like conditions with central heating and room service on tap, larger quarters every day and then Voila!
  • You finish off as an orgasm!

I rest my case!

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