A Lovecraftian/Seussian mashup spectacular!
The Elder Things, from the Lovecraft Mythos, were an ancient race of adaptable superbeings who once fought Cthulhu's mighty armies, were responsible for many genetic creations including human life (made for entertainment purposes, no less) and created great cities on air, land and sea.
Now, due to recent shoggoth rebellions, only two remain: Elder Thing 1 and Elder Thing 2. Claim the eons-old mantle with one of these Great Old shirts!
Elder Thing 2: