A simple name tag inspired by the famous, and confused exchange between Arthur Dent and Slartibartfast in Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: (quoted from the film, as I seem to have permanently lent out my HHGttG books to someone I'm not in contact with anymore :/ ) Slartibartfast: You must come with me. " Arthur Dent: Who are you? Slartibartfast: What? No. My name's not important. You must come with me, or you'll be late. Arthur Dent: Late for what? Slartibartfast: Well, um, what's your name Earthman? Arthur Dent: Dent. Arthur Dent. Slartibartfast: Well, late as in *the late* Dentarthurdent. It's a sort of threat. You see? Arthur Dent: No. Last sale date 5/31/12 " This should be easily recognized by fellow Hitchhikers, and is a great addition to any 'Hiker's trappings, right next to their Guide and their towel.