A simple name tag inspired by the famous, and confused exchange between Arthur Dent and Slartibartfast in Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy:
(quoted from the film, as I seem to have permanently lent out my HHGttG books to someone I'm not in contact with anymore :/ )
Slartibartfast: You must come with me.
Arthur Dent: Who are you?
Slartibartfast: What? No. My name's not important. You must come with me, or you'll be late.
Arthur Dent: Late for what?
Slartibartfast: Well, um, what's your name Earthman?
Arthur Dent: Dent. Arthur Dent.
Slartibartfast: Well, late as in *the late* Dentarthurdent. It's a sort of threat. You see?
Arthur Dent: No.
Last sale date 5/31/12
This should be easily recognized by fellow Hitchhikers, and is a great addition to any 'Hiker's trappings, right next to their Guide and their towel.