Why coexist? Get on the winning team with this tee! All are equally insignificant beneath Great Cthulhu!
When the stars are right and He awakens from his great slumber in R'lyeh, show your affiliation to Him and you can almost assure yourself a quicker, less-painful demise*.
*quicker, less-painful demise not guaranteed with purchase of this shirt. An independent study at Miskatonic University has determined that contact with Cthulhu may cause and is not limited to madness, mental isolation, quickened pulse, nausea and brief bleeding from the eyes. Please contact a physician or mental institution if these symptoms persist.
*Last sale date: 1/1/13*
Also available in black (more sticker friendly) font:
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Plain color t-shirts are 100% Cotton, Heather Grey is 90% Cotton/10% Polyester, Charcoal Heather is 52% Cotton/48% Polyester
Slim fit, but if that’s not your thing, order a size up
4.2oz/145g, but if that’s too light, try our heavier classic tee.
by Meghan J. on Mar 20, 2018
I love this design and, like every shirt I've gotten from here, is so comfortable that I love to wear it!