Ia! Ia! Cthulhu Fhtagn!
Chucks are so last summer. This year pick up the Eldritch choice, a nice pair of Star Spawns!
If the Great Cthulhu gave a hoot about Earthly fashions, he’s likely endorse these kicks right before he reclaimed the world he had lost and purged all inferior inhabitants on it.
But hey, until his awakening, why not wear the fashion statement of the Endtimes.
Cthulhu Star Spawns: Because these Stars are right!
*Last sale date: 12/15/12*
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