Boring Sod 2

Wilf enters the pub
Looking rather smug
Big bag in hand.
‘Guess what I’ve bought today?’
‘Well judging by the bag, I’d say its an electric blanket!’
‘Yes its an under blanket, it’ll help my sciatica’
’Don’t tell me, Argos!’
‘Yes, I went to Debenham’s first
But they didn’t have the foot warming option
It costs 1p an hour to run’
‘Yes but its a double and Mandy left you
Nearly a year ago’
‘Well when I tell her she might get jealous’
‘But Wilf she’s with Dave now
And they’ve probably got an electric blanket’
’Don’t mention that bastard!’

‘Pint?’
‘Pint!’

Boring Sod 2

Andrew Price

Stoke -on-Trent, United Kingdom

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