Boring Sod

Wilf enters the pub
He has important news
‘Today I bought an ironing board
Colour co-ordinated with my Clairol foot spa’
(O God, he’s off!)
‘Really Wilf,where did you buy it?’ (oh shit, big mistake!!)
‘Well I went to Aldi,then Tesco, then Sainsbury’s
But they said they were out of stock!
When I quibbled this I was summarily ejaculated from the premises!’
‘Yes but where did buy the f******g ironing board?’
‘Same place as I got my Clairol footspa from, Argos’

(Please pass the humane killer……Pleeeease!!!)
sniff, sob

Boring Sod

Andrew Price

Stoke -on-Trent, United Kingdom

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The name has not been changed…I’ll tell you about his eletric blanket next time

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