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Hail Mary - Ave Maria

The popular prayer in three different languages.

The Hail Mary, also usually called the Ave Maria, is a traditional Catholic prayer asking for the intercession of the Blessed Virgin Mary, the mother of Jesus. Text in English.

Hail, Mary, full of grace,
the Lord is with you,
blessed are you among women,
and blessed is the fruit of your womb, Jesus.
Holy Mary, Mother of God,
pray for us sinners
now and at the hour of our death.

Amen


Hail Mary – Ave Maria – The prayer in English Chiffon Top

La oración popular en tres idiomas diferentes.

El Ave María, también generalmente llamada Ave María, es una oración católica tradicional que pide la intercesión de la Santísima Virgen María, la madre de Jesús. Texto en Español.

Dios te salve María,
llena eres de gracia, el Señor es contigo.
Bendita tú eres entr

Fashion Girl

The fashionable model girl

The story behind this illustration is a little bit odd. It’s not always when you create something it really ends up to look like what you saw in your first vision.

In this case, I started to design a Viking warrior. A Nordic masculine hero with long red hair and beard. After been working with his skin tone for a while I found out that he was more look-alike some kind of undead creature.

Well, you shall not despair.

I continued my work but the Viking idea was now abandoned.

Night creature

I was now illustrating a demon or some kind of creature or monster from your darkest nightmare. Long and slim arms and legs, an emotionless and totally blank expression, and a sickly pale skin.

Then a colleague passed by and she took a look at my illustration.

- Is it for a cat

I'm looking for love

I’m looking for love under the rainbow.

I’m looking for love under the rainbow.

- So romantic. I really do imagine it. I see you and your beloved one standing there under the rainbow. The rainbow is so symbolic. Are you lovers of the same sex? Are you pride to finally get out of the closet?
- What? Isn’t about romance or about your love to another person?
- It’s about your love for money! You are looking for the pot of gold?
- What the “beep” is this? I “beep” this “beep” and “beep” “beep” this “beep” story. How in “beep” should I sell any “beep” t-shirts with “beep” design after this “beep”.
- Please break here. Now!

Don’t support that gold-digger. Instead, you can support me in spreading the true word of love by buying some rainbow-products in my store.
- What? Do you accuse me to be a gold

It's all about love

ABOUT LOVE!

Love!

Love hurts, love stinks, love is lovely, love is love!

Love is easy, and love is hard. Love is forever but it always goes too early.

You can love a woman, a man, or both. Why just love one? You can love Jesus and your enemies.

You can love pizza, or love to go fishing.

You may love to make love, and later you will love what you made when you made love.

You can love your family, you can love your cat. Actually, you can also love yourself. To love yourself may not be very honorable, but if you deserve it, then go on.

You can even love Vanilla Coke! Haha, I’m just joking there! :-)

Beautiful clothing, stickers and wall art in the theme of Love here!

Human meat chart

Slaughterers cut of man

Free-range, organic and extra tender meat from happy men. All our men have at least9 square feet space per individual and they have access to an outdoor area when the weather conditions allow it.

Better taste
No added flavorings
No pesticides
Rich in nutrients

Premium Human Meat

La cuisine Française cannibalistic

The fact that our men are happy all the way from birth to the slaughterhouse is important to us as it affects the quality of the meat. All our men are castrated because they will not have to experience the problems that masculinity can bring, but also because the meat will be extra juicy.
We do not usually breed women because they do not deliver the same quality of meat as men but before holidays such as Easter, we always have a large stock of young girls. Ou

Casual Friday

Casual Friday every day with this t-shirt

Do you have to get out of that uniform?
That suit doesn’t let you breathe?
The tie is strangling you, right?

With this super-smart design, you don’t have to spend half your salary on expensive suits anymore, and never again waste time on tying your tie in the morning rush, but you will still look proper for your boss.

Casual Friday is every day!

You have three choices:
1. Move to Los Angeles, California – they don’t know what a suit is there.
2. Quit your job.
3. Get a Casual Friday Every Day – fake suit right now!

Suit – Casual Friday every day Chiffon Top

Preserve a Squirrel to Conserve the Nature

Preserve a Squirrel to Conserve the Nature

5 Best ways to Conserve Mother Nature

1. Reduce Waste
2. Recycle
3. Conserve Water
4. Support Green Energy
5. Preserve a Squirrel

Preserve, not pickle.

Note that we are talking about preserving the squirrels. To roast or pickle them and consume them are not preserving.

Eating squirrels?

Where I come from it’s not very common to eat squirrels. We are more for pizza, pasta, a steak and such kinds of food. I guess that most people find squirrels cute and to eat them will be compared with eating a cat or dog.

But when searching on YouTube it seems like each and every man (or woman) living in the countryside, with a gun in their possessions do hunt squirrels to eat them.

“I’ve eaten hundreds of squirrels, just skinning, cleaning and roasting them on a st

Shark attack - Have a better day!

Shark attack – Have a better day!

Well, let me guess that she is not going to have a better day. Or, are we talking about the shark? She is also a she, and she will be satisfied for hours, if not days after eating this delicious and voluptuous woman.

Let’s go back to the woman and let’s hope she at least had a good start this day. The forecast for the rest of the day actually looks quite bad for her.

Very bad for her. Better for you is to know that only about 58 people are killed by sharks worldwide per year.

Have a better day!

Only a few species of shark are dangerous to humans. Out of more than 480 shark species, only three are responsible for two-digit numbers of fatal unprovoked attacks on humans: the great white, tiger and bull; however, the oceanic whitetip has probably killed many

Break an egg

Cracking a Single Egg
1. Hold the egg in your dominant hand.
2. Tap the egg on a firm surface.
3. Find the indentation of the egg.
4. Pull the shell apart.

Cracking Two Eggs at Once
1. Take two eggs in either hand.
2. Crack the eggs in your hands.
3. Pry the eggs opened.

Troubleshooting Problems
1. Use your dominant hand for the most part.
2. Remove any bits of shell.
3. Avoid breaking eggs on the edges of bowls.

Tips from wikihow.com

Buy fancy egg fashion here!

Duck duck go!

Oh no, ducks everywhere!
No one goes safe now. There are ducks everywhere.
Apparel for him and her, for all ages. Crazy home decor in sweet duck decor.

Time for the “Five little ducks” song!

Five little ducks
Went out one day
Over the hill and far away
Mother duck said
“Quack, quack, quack, quack.”
But only four little ducks came back.

Four little ducks
Went out one day
Over the hill and far away
Mother duck said
“Quack, quack, quack, quack.”
But only three little ducks came back.

Three little ducks
Went out one day
Over the hill and far away
Mother duck said
“Quack, quack, quack, quack.”
But only two little ducks came back.

Two little ducks
Went out one day
Over the hill and far away
Mother duck said
“Quack, quack, quack, quack.”
But only one little duck came back.

One little duck
Went out one day
Over the hil

Itsy Bitsy Spiders

Itsy Bitsy Spider

The itsy bitsy spider
Climbed up the waterspout
Down came the rain
And washed the spider out
Out came the sun
And dried up all the rain
And the itsy bitsy spider
Climbed up the spout again

The itsy bitsy spider
Climbed up the kitchen wall
Swoosh! went the fan
And made the spider fall
Off went the fan
No longer did it blow
So the itsy bitsy spider
Back up the wall did go

The itsy bitsy spider
Climbed up the yellow pail
In came a mouse
And flicked her with his tail
Down fell the spider
The mouse ran out the door
Then the itsy bitsy spider
Climbed up the pail once more

The itsy bitsy spider
Climbed up the rocking chair
Up jumped a cat
And knocked her in the air
Down plopped the cat
And when he was asleep
The itsy bitsy spider
Back up the chair did creep

The itsy bitsy spider
Climbed up the maple tree
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Pegasus

Pegasus – the flying horse
Pegasus is a mythical winged divine horse, and one of the most recognized creatures in Greek mythology.

Take me under your wing
To act as someone’s guardian, protector, or mentor, especially someone who is vulnerable or in need of help, protection, or instruction.

You can see the products with this print here.

T for Tiger

Tiger riddle

The court takes the decision to relax the sentence given to criminal if he can solve a puzzle. Criminal has to take the decision to open one of the doors.

Behind each door is either a lady or a tiger. They may be both tigers, both ladies or one of each.

If the criminal opens a door to find a lady he will marry her and if he opens a door to find a tiger he will be eaten alive. Of course, the criminal would prefer to be married than eaten alive.

Each of the doors has a statement written on it.

The statement on door one says, “In this room, there is a lady, and in the other room there is a tiger.”

The statement on door two says,” In one of these rooms there is a lady, and in one of these rooms there is a tiger.”

The criminal is informed that one of the statements is true and one

Z for Zebra | 20 Zebra facts

Zebra

Zebras are one of the many beautiful creatures inhabiting Africa.

Many people know them for their iconic stripes and the never-ending riddle about them being black with white stripes, or white with black stripes.

Here are 20 facts you might or might not know about these striped horses.

1. The zebra is actually mostly covered in white and striped with black or dark brown stripes, but underneath their coat is black skin.

2. There are different types of zebra, each with a different stripe pattern. The mountain zebra normally has vertical stripes on its neck and across its torso while horizontal stripes cover their legs.

3. Zebras run in a zig-zag pattern when being chased by a predator to make it more difficult for the predator to run after them.

4. The pattern of a zebras stripes is

Pi | π | Archimedes' constant

Pi | π | Archimedes’ constant – the infinite magic number.

Three-point one, four, eh…
There’s where Pi ends for me. I’m never going to be a professor of mathematics anyway. But you maybe are?

This is the perfect print on a t-shirt to wear when you picking up the Nobel price in Stockholm next year.

You are not?

Well, then it is the best gift you can give a friend struggling with school or the university, while you serving burgers at Wendy’s.

Check out some cool gifts here.

Did you know…
…That the three first digits in Pi are 3.14?
Good!

Did you now that the following 998 decimals are;
159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097494459230781640628620899862803482534211706798214808651328230664709384460955058223172535940812848111745028410270193852110555964462294895493038196442881097566

Illusive Games Interactive

The classic and iconic logotype of Illusive Games Interactive is back!

If something misleads or deceives you, it is illusive. If you think you see a unicorn in your back yard, but it suddenly disappears, you can describe the vision as illusive.

Illusive comes from illusion, an old, old word that originally meant “to mock, to make fun of, to trick.” Magicians make great use of illusions, but while someone can be deliberately illusive, the word does not always imply that someone means to mislead you. Some things, like truth, are illusive by nature; others, like the past, become hazy through time.

Illusive Games Interactive

New skin colors

We added two new skin colors to the “Shemale – Pull-on/Pull-off man for a day” design.

One with tanned skin and another with darker/black skin.

It’s a must-have! Collect all 3! :-)

Fun & Fancy Collection

Starting a new collection today. Some people may find it’s content a bit odd. I find it just fun and fancy!

First out is this adorable dress with the perfect male body printed on it. It’s perfect for any woman who likes to see what it is like to be a man for a day, or two.

When it sucks to be a lady – be a man!

And finally a clarification: No, it’s not me on the illustration!

Pull-on/Pull-off, man for a day!

Arizona and Photography

Ok, as a photographer I guess I’m supposed to add some photos and not just illustrations here?

I just created a special collection just for photos. I’ll upload some stuff there for posters and wall art.

My first work in this collection will be a picture from last summer in Arizona. I call it “The road to nowhere”, but it is a misleading name when this road actually goes to so many amazing places. Amazing places like Flagstaff where I arrived later that day. That’s another story.

Imagine Arizona

Jesus cross - Simple but powerful!

Well, it may not be so polite to say wonderful things about your own creations, but actually, I really love this cross. It’s simple but yet very decorative and it sends its message very clear: "I believe in Jesus!

The cross is beautiful on t-shirts and other apparel, but also on pillows, shower curtains or smartphone cases.

Be a proud Christian and spread the words of Jesus.

Jesus cross – Simple but powerful!

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