One strange Xmas eve

One strange xmas eve in depth of frosty night
Mental asylum sleeping no one is within sight
Bluto the Sock Pirate fiend makes his devilish escape
Dressed up as unicorn with wheelchair as his sleigh’s shape

Meets up with wicked elf his partner in this crime
Buford dressed as Santa Claus with pounds of sugary prime
Lots of candy sweeties for all the girls and boys
With dripping lard and pie and chips that adults eat with joy

For if as gifts he can swap the stockings from St Nick
Then twelve days of blubber from xmas eve will tick

So off they go upon their trail of stockings for to swap
With strange peculiarity but no one tries to stop
A unicorn pulls Santa in wheelchair with the goods
And one by one down chimneys they deposit fatty foods

They take away the stockings from all houses as they go
They leave behind the things that make you fat and bulge and slow
To give a heavy waist-line and make manufacturers grow rich
While Bluto and Buford from them get huge hefty kick

And poor old Father Christmas unknowingly goes to bed
While big bum bellied believers get a shock from two they dread

One strange Xmas eve

anaisnais

Pembrokeshire, United Kingdom

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