Nipples. Shirt

AmbroseCadwell

Joined December 2014

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Coffee culture, ‘ey? Starbucks, smartphones, business meetings at 2… Often these days it can often feel like you are being swept off your feet, leaving your brain on the floor several metres behind. That’s why I made this shirt to help remind you of one of the basics- Where your nipples are*. Buy this shirt, and no matter where you are, no matter what you’re doing, you’re only a helpful friend, a reflection or a glance in the mirror away from knowing at least one fact about your anatomy. Whether you can remember not to leave your coat behind, or put a name to an approaching face, is another matter; but at least you won’t be lost for words when somebody interrupts your status update-typing to ask: “Excuse me Miss/Mister/Edgar- Could you please point to your nipples?”

(*Notation for supernumerary nipples not included.)

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