Bob

Bob is smelly, Bob is gross
But I’ve never noticed, cause I’m too close
The smell it wafts apparently
But my head must have immunity

The office clowns joke all day long
About the pong that comes on strong
Deodorant gets sprayed all around
But the stenchy pong apparently abounds

How do you tell someone they pong
Without causing tears to come along?
Without it being mean and cruel?
To let them know their stench does rule

I do not notice, I sit too close
Someone else can tell Bob it’s gross
I’m only saying what I have heard
That Bob is smelly, that is the word

Bob

Alyssa Passlow

Joined April 2008

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