The caravan stopped.
“right everybody I want you to listen carefully and tell me what you can hear.”
There was silence apart from what sounded like running water.
“I can hear water dripping.” shouted nobbler.
“So can I.” shouted Loppy Lugs.
“Is there someone in the toilet?” asked Controller.
“Yes Penny is in there.” answered Sheila.
“Penny get the shit out of that toilet and stop making noises.” shouted Controller.
Penny came out all red faced and stood behind Loppy Lugs.
“Right, lets start again, listen very carefully and tell me what you can hear.”
Several minutes passed and nobody spoke, until one did,
“There is no sound at all.” said Madonna.
“Exactly, you have hit the nail on the head, there is no sound at all, no alarms, no yobbos shouting, no bikes without exhausts, no jet engines, just complete silence, is it not beautiful?. We are going to take advantage of the silence and create something arty. In the drawer over there is all the tools needed to make a work of art, if for any reason something is missing you can request it using the Art tool request pad, just write what you need in it then put the pad back and it will appear in the drawer. Then when you have done creating , write down what tools and techniques you have used, there is no reason to put down what the image means unless you want to.” said Controller.