Yes Sir!

Yes officer I wore my seatbelt
the shoulder strap strangles me though
I had my arm through it so it’s down off my neck
Was that what was flapping outside?

I couldn’t have been doing that speed son
But it was just a slip of the toe
How do you mean you nearly didn’t keep up?
I thought those patrol cars could go!

A license? I don’t have one dear,
and I’ve only paid rego the once!
It belonged to a nice friend of mine
I suppose I should clean it on my return

If you insist I shall step from the car,
but I’d best put Monty away in his bag
My python … he wont hurt you dear,
well not like he did my son

Well he’s in the bags in the boot,
had to chop him up a bit to fit
Monty can’t swallow him whole dear,
he’s a baby he’d choke on the feet!

Where did all your friends come from?
Why are they all brandishing guns?
Good heavens it’s the media choppers
And there’s the news team from channel 31

Hello senior sergeant, can I help you?
Yes it’s mine paid out in cash last August
I would never have stolen a car,
to think that is nonsense of course!

My license and rego yes here they are
What has the lad been telling you?
Why I’m a retired school mistress
On my way to my mothers in Broome

He says this car has been stolen?
and I don’t ave a license to drive?
I have a son chopped up in the boot?
and a huge snake lose inside?

I’ve never had any children
never married or even an affair!
and a snake slithering about in my car neath my feet!
what gives him such a crazy idea!

Well thank you and never mind sir
I’ve not been inconvenienced much
the new lad seems a good boy and all
but perhaps patrol duties tires him out

tis late it seems his mind’s playing tricks
as tired minds are want to do
I wouldn’t at all be surprised if he’d added
That I had been speeding too!

Yes Sir!


Frankston, Australia

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Hee hee hee
This is a fun game thank you Increations
and your picture

This is actually a play on a joke I recently heard!
But the picture just looked like a policeman’s badge to me! [especially on the thumbnail!] and the Joke took on this poetry :o)
So do I have a subliminal guilty conscious??? lol Must pay those silly fines! lol
Hope you like it :o)

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