Male or Female? :o)

FREEZER BAGS: Male
They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

PHOTOCOPIERS: Female
These are female, because once turned off it takes a while to warm them up again.
and
They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.

TYRES: Male
Tyres are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated

HOT AIR BALLOONS: Male
Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.

SPONGES: Female
These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.

WEB PAGES: Female
Because they’re constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.

TRAINS: Male
Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.

EGG TIMERS: Female
Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.

HAMMERS: Male
Because in the last 5000 years, they’ve hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.

THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female
Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this:
It easily gives a man pleasure, he’d be lost without it, and while he doesn’t always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying !!!

:o)

Male or Female? :o)

adgray

Frankston, Australia

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For a good laugh!!!
Again not my work but fun to share :o)

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. [Must ask the French if they’d agree :o)]
Here are some examples:

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