Writer, artist, sarcastic and poorly dressed. What can I say? I’m well-rounded. My biography would best be told in a series of jokes that were increasingly unfunny. So rather than bore you with details, I encourage you to check me out on Instagram, Twitter or Facebook.

But if you’re not totally convinced, ask yourself this… can a brown cow give chocolate milk? It’s udderly impossible. Think about it.

Think about it..

  • Joined: December 2016
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