Joined February 2008

For years I have been dabbling in all sorts of different art, but my true passion is drawing. Ever since I could pick up a pencil, it has...


Tombie's like page and Hiatus update

First off, here’s Tombie the Zombie bunny’s like page….

Second, as most of you know, I have been on hiatus. I decided to buckle down, get in shape, and really prepare for some interesting projects. (One involves filming, but I can’t give away any details for now). I will be doing a self-shot, calendar to benefit breast cancer. Hopefully it’ll be done by the end of the summer. This calendar will feature me completely topless in every differently themed image. Don’t let this fool you though. In some of the photos, they won’t be all that noticeable. It’s mostly for the cheesy slogan – “With mine, I shall fight for the breasts of others”

I’ve been talking to the head of Pink Link and she’s all for it. :D So far I have lost 20lb and will start shoot

Lowered prices!

Since you all have shown so much support, I have lowered all of my prices for t-shirts and stickers! :D

I have also made a bunch of my work available for sale that weren’t available before.

Updates and Special Stuff!

Need a photographer? You’re in luck. My friend is having a special for the next few months, so people in the York or Harrisburg areas, now’s your chance! Here are the details……


Now onto the updates…

I will be modeling for fine art classes in the Mechanicsburg area starting this Sunday. If you know of any studios that need a model for a class, let me know. My schedule is pretty open at the moment. And of course, commissions are still open. :) There is a required 50% nonrefundable deposit before I start the project and the rest can be paid upon completion. If you decide to pay all up front, your project will be top priority (obviously).

Hmm…what else? I’ve done a lot of shoots, helped with a drag contest in June, turned 21, and am job hunting. Yeah….nothing glorious, but that’

Website is back up!

Yep, after a month of hard work and very little sleep, the site is back up! The nice hosting company even gave me 50% off! This was a great day so far. Thank you to the hosting site for being awesomely considerate and Eric for making my site. :D


Tomorrow starts the weekend of Monster Mania. There I will be selling signed prints and original sketches, but mostly just networking and meeting new people. If you plan to go, be sure to come by and say Hello. I will be at DJ Kuhmeleon’s table in the dealer’s room.

I hope to see you there! If you are one of my customers, bring your shirt or print and I will sign it for you. :D

Facebook Outrage!!!!

I’ve had a lot of trouble with people making fake profiles of me over the past year or two, but this takes the cake! Facebook deleted me, the real Darth Spanky, for being a fake. They even banned the name Spanky altogether.

So…I cursed them out every way I could (since they provide no contact information for their staff). Then I made a new account.

New DS Page

Help Spanky Choose...

I’ve been lacking in my posts lately because…
1.) I’ve been out at a lot of events to promote and such.
2.) I’ve been drawing things that won’t really be posted (yet).
3.) I’ve been lazy.
4.) I’ve been getting ready to go on holiday.…

But now is your chance to help point me in the right direction with my projects. Which do you think I should finish first?

ONE: The Playtime Curse
The story of a girl who is plagued by a cursed doll. The doll offers to protect her from her nightmares and fears that haunt her…her horrid memories and pain, but once she moves on and forgets the doll, a morbid game of tag begins.


TWO: Not So Lovely Love Story
A romance story about a necrophiliac. Someone said it couldn’t be done…yeah right.

(Note: This was a quickly written version that will be fixed, updat

Website in the works.

That’s right, I have bought the domain name and am working with someone to build my very own website. :D

There isn’t anything on the site yet, so it’s not really worth a look, but the site will be…

This doesn’t mean I will stop posting on other sites, but it’ll be easier to update everything primarily from one place.

Time off

Well, work decided to cut my hours by….a lot, so now I’m going to head full-force back into my art. It’s been way too long since I’ve posted and too many people have been waiting for certain pieces including “The Playtime Curse”. That is actually about halfway done (writing-wise) and will probably be self-published on Lulu or something. I’ll keep you up to date on that. If you like horror stories involving monsters and cursed dolls, this might be for you. ;)…

I also haven’t been modeling lately due to being so out of shape…so I’m working on that. When I’m happy with my body again I will do some more solo shots for print and some with my apprentice. If you’d like to see some of my work with him, please, add me on facebook and “like” my Darth Spanky modeling page on there. (Spread it like A

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